Unohana: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, is venomous.
Kyoraku: What if I bite it and it dies?
Unohana: That means you’re venomous.
Ukitake: What if it bites itself and I die.
Unohana: That’s voodoo.
Soifon: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Unohana: That’s correlation, not causation.
Shinji: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Unohana: … That’s kinky.










