The Chronicles of Nonsense

Remember my joke about casting @idriselba as Batman to piss off racist nerds? Well @DCComics is about to piss off some racist nerds.. 😏 https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoHtKVBbo6/?igshid=1qq8up5n9tt75

Remember my joke about casting @idriselba as Batman to piss off racist nerds? Well @DCComics is about to piss off some racist nerds.. 😏 https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoHtKVBbo6/?igshid=1apa56muutejp

Remember when Obi-Wan turned Vader into a burnt potato? Well now you can build it! https://www.instagram.com/p/CIjDIV-Bd5a/?igshid=w5x2ueyk9ewo

Not OP...but damn I feel seen... #WeAreNotTheSame https://www.instagram.com/p/CIjByV8hE7D/?igshid=1qy769pqcilmj

It's about to be lit next week... https://www.instagram.com/p/CIYYpXhBJs_/?igshid=1wrbr8lrewfps

This may look cute but she literally has 4 sharp blades on my windpipe right now, and she's purring about it #CatsAreFurryHoteps https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKJTUlB_nn/?igshid=1c5ok3l7ktqj5

Have I ever told you, how as a Star Wars fan, how much I HATE Star Wars fans? Fucking "slow"??? She would be in her Space 40s by the end of Return of the Jedi. YOU try fast moves with shin splints. And she murked 10 dudes without them realizing it in 30 seconds how is that not ninja-like? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIJuVCXBy3p/?igshid=6kzkwj0ssir6

Have I ever told you, how as a Star Wars fan, how much I HATE Star Wars fans? Fucking "slow"??? She would be in her Space 40s by the end of Return of the Jedi. YOU try fast moves with shin splints. And she murked 10 dudes without them realizing it in 30 seconds how is that not ninja-like? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIJuVCXBy3p/?igshid=11fm7buk44b94

SHE: Happy Black Friday ME: Thanks...can you get your ass out of my fa- SHE: you already know the answer to you inquiry, biped. Now give me your finger so that I may lick it a few times and then bite it. ME: [SIGH]...fine... #CatsAreFurryHoteps #AllFridaysMatter https://www.instagram.com/p/CIGGYwRh0vB/?igshid=1u92g6iv0nxaa

I'm joking, of course. ...I haven't spoken to her in years. https://www.instagram.com/p/CIENNPhhB-q/?igshid=kxashyzgeutn

Some bot already called me racist for this tweet. #blessed https://www.instagram.com/p/CIENDMAB4dF/?igshid=cc90dka0ulga

Today I am thankful to @insomniacgames for: -Making a Spider-Man game based in Harlem -Centering Black And Brown characters -Including a deaf NPC -Making it casually and seamlessly bilingual, you know, like Harlem -including a costume with Timbs, because dead-ass -Making a camo pants costume, also because dead-ass -putting a #BlackaLivesMatter mural on a building at the top of FiDi -inevitably giving mad racist gamers aneurysms with all this casual inclusion. #SpiderManMilesMorales https://www.instagram.com/p/CIEMP8Nhl-c/?igshid=1xx66r0yo17yg

I...hope these came out ok. https://www.instagram.com/p/CIEKx6Ch6fT/?igshid=wrszzo7a4ycn

Did you know there is more Victor past the mall and the "vote for this rich judge" signs? I'm currently enjoying a mountain of seafood and vermicelli noodles at @SweetBasilCafeRoc. You should too. They do take-away as well (at Victor, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3I1s1BwI2/?igshid=45txfvk2t3w2

I haven't been on social media for a week to preserve my mental health. I popped on this morning to learn that there's a #MillionMAGAMarch happening, and unemployed weather bigot @jeremykappellwx is attending. 😑 I'll see y'all in 2 weeks. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHlAxGGhj9-/?igshid=uh38v6iy01kp

What's cooler: that there's a Lebanese-American Muslim Green Lantern, or that there's a @Lego minifig of rhe Lebanese-American Muslim Green Lantern? https://www.instagram.com/p/CHYN9gKBuzA/?igshid=1e3lmkl7hq4g3

If you are getting dunked on by dead people, just give up. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHWZwIcBK1n/?igshid=17robtqx560wy