* / GET USED TO IT!

“we both recently broke up with our bf/gf on bad terms so we decided that we were gonna pretend that we’re dating to make them jealous, so we regularly get drunk together and make out at the parties they’re at too and one night we even end up fucking and we’re kinda starting to dig each other but then our exes are starting to come back to us and shit gets even more complicated.” give it to me please, thank you

how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

ok but a “you’re my best friend’s girl and i know i should stay away but i liked you first and god dammit i want you (oh and i’m a much better fuck let me prove it too you)”

i    want    a    plot    with    a    dude    and    his    girl    best    friend   ,    and    he's    always    had    a    crush    on    her    but    they've    NEVER    been    single    at    the    time   .    he    drunkenly    tells    her    one    night    about    his    feelings   ,    and    even    though    she    has    a    boyfriend   ,    she    gives    in    and    they    hook    up    !!    but    then    nothing    else    comes    from    it   ,    so    he    unfollows    her    on    socials    and    cuts    ties    with    her    bc    it's    too    heartbreaking    to    see    her    with    her    bf   .    UNTILLLL    they    both    show    up    at    the    same    party   ,    and    we    can    plot    it    from    there    !!