Welcome To The Shit Show

It’s an asylum deep in a swamp run solely by monsters who house other mentally ill monsters with no where to go. It looks horrific and decrepit but really it’s all for aesthetic and inside the patients are playing uno and having some applesauce. It looks scary and grimy on the outside but really they’re just people trying to get help in a homey, yet “spooky” environment.

• The drinks refrigerator at the back of the 7/11 near the disused steelworks.

• Mrs Laura Whitman’s basement (God rest her soul).

• Any three tins of line and pole caught tuna, when left to spoil and arranged in an eastern pointing isoceles triangle.

• The area in [REDACTED] where the normal background static of the town becomes noticeably louder and no plants grow.

• The mathematical centre of the O'Donoghue corn field.

• The K-P aisle in the town library (excluding Christian holidays).

- prententious and never straight

- “hey this is a fantastic discovery, let’s get so obsessed with it that we forget about what could happen if we fuck up!” *fucks up* “SHITSHITSHITSHIT”

- extreme apathy

- yE OLdEN cHEMistRy SeT

- green

- purple

- purple and green

- tweed and glasses

- reacts to every situation with crying or cold anger

- GLOWy tHInGs

- doesn’t get along well with god

- suits and vests and white collared shirts and suits and vests and white collared shirts suits and vests and wh-

- “ahah yeah i hold myself to decent moral standards” *cut scene to grave robbing or obtaining chemicals illegally*