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It was my birthday party and my mom told me, “Nice of you to invite the ladies from choir to your party,” and I was like??? And then The Golden Girls stepped in, led by Betty White who brought more food. I was so shook that I woke up.

I was in Minecraft, inside a forest and one of the trees was trying to convince the other trees that they should go on an adventure and all the other trees thought this was silly. The first tree went exploring, then jumped off a cliff into a lake and then all the trees and Peppa Pig (no idea why) were by the shore on an island listening to an anthropomorphised pig rap about boiled sausage.

i keep trying to tell myself that in fact i don’t ship camren because it’s disrespectful towards lj and cc but then i come onto tumblr and it’s all camren camren camren and i’m reblogging stuff and camren and i love it.

tb to the time i got more than one note on one of my posts

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

can someone pretty please write a Roger Taylor/Jennifer Aniston smut fanfic? I’ll love you forever.

or ben hardy/young jennifer