Non-binary Jesus

reblog to bap prev with your paw

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Or the scissors/knife u were using to cut the thread

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Good news everyone, my eyes cleared up a lot after getting some fresh air and I was able to survive my shift, yay!

Did the therapy cats get you?

Nope, my godfather's cats. He needed a pet sitter for the weekend and I volunteered cause the cats are cuties who only occasionally bite me and almost kill me through allergies <3

Ah yes we need a cat sitter, let's hire the allergic one lmaoo

Do you think the headless horseman ever. Yknow. With the pumpkin. With his own pumpkin

Good news everyone, my eyes cleared up a lot after getting some fresh air and I was able to survive my shift, yay!

Did the therapy cats get you?

reminder that zionism/genocide apologia is not cripple punk 🫶🏻

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things