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Adulthood is enjoying the documentaries you fell asleep to in History class.

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

I want this on a bumper sticker

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

jwow was a real ass friend she threw hands when a girl called snooki fat she was the only one to get punches in on that dude that hit snooki in the face she cried with snooki whenever she cried and she literally chased snooki’s boyfriend around italy when he was tryna leave we all need a jwow