calamari catch king

Are you not coming?

Christopher you have to come!

I’m sure you can find a nice girl or guy on here who would let you get at it mate

Oh Chrissy…has it been awhile?

Christopher would I ever lie to you?

Stop your not suppose to be this hot I feel attacked.

“  whenever you do, just remember that plaster is your friend and you can always excuse it on late night trips back from matches. ”

Maybe yeah, what of it?

“  i mean more of an opportunity to kick through them and make a whole new living space with some stranger. or, y’know, accidentally make constant dents like i did with my DDT apartment. ”

“  also walls are thinner depending on where you are. and also just in general here. not sure why. ”

“  honestly wondering how you can play a flute loudly. there’s only so high that it can go. ”

Just start playing loud music.