america's ass

there is no solution. you just have to stay and wait it out. moving is just cruel. the dog loves you.

yeah, i had a bad feeling that was my only option. i just don’t think he’s going to get up anytime soon.

i think the solution is to invite someone over to ring the bell so the dog gets up.

oh, that is a great idea. but i also kind of feel like you’re just trying to get me to invite you over. 

i’ve decided to set up a mini movie theater in my home for the time being but i can’t decide on the decor. should i go for a cute parisian theme or stick with classic and comfortable? or is this just a terrible idea in general?

what does a parisian themed movie theater look like? could you do a bit of both? are you kidding? this is a great idea. perfect for movie watching and cuddling.

usually what works for me is to say “do you want to a treat?” and they race to the kitchen. i go to the bathroom, and then i give them treats. 

while that is absolutely brilliant, my dodger would rather lay on me than eat treats.

i have not figured out a way to solve this very real issue and i feel like a terrible fur mum because of it! the only thing i can suggest is moving and then trying to redeem yourself by offering treats!

yeah, i just don’t feel like that’s an option for me. dodger doesn’t even care about treats as much as cuddles.

it kinda sucked. like, way to start the day off well, right? and then i went ahead and made myself relieve the embarrassment by sharing the story. one might suggest that i’m a sucker for pain. she thought you were strange? are you sure she wasn’t just a little shook that captain america was talking to her? or was this before your marvel days?

what made you share? is it that sort of thing where you have to share, to try and relieve the embarrassment? oh no, she definitely thought i was strange. i got a real nasty look. but i did get a lot of dirty looks before my marvel days. perception is everything.