🐻𝖈𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖞💬

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

I don't even drink monster anymore that shit almost put me in the hospital

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

sometimes the dead horse beats you

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"