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You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

noncon friendship

Coworkers

i am sucking on the fingers of the hand that feeds me

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

I know there was a medieval squire boy who loved being late to work as much as I do

Fourth of July? Like the fall out boy song?

8/10 but fuck, OW.

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently