🐻𝖈𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖞💬

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

*winston overwatch shoots me in the back of the head execution style* this will Protect us

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.