🐻𝖈𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖞💬

the really glaring failure in baldur’s gate 3 i keep coming back to is the lack of a Chao Garden

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

does a cute pose despite it all

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

imagine being parched at night in ye olden days and having to put on your best turnshoes to go to the fuckin well in the dark to get some water because you forgot to fill up the pitcher before dark. going "fucketh mine lifeeee...." as you taste the clean as fuck medieval night water under a pristine sky 0% light pollution grumbling about having to trudge back home with this fucking pitcher now that you'll probably trip and spill half of