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That is the cutest thing ever. I love that the other dog was basically pining from afar while your dog was playing. It’s like one of those cliché love stories you see in movies and books. That makes me love it more though. It seems a bit sad but it’s cute to witness. I don’t have a love life myself but seeing others whether it’s a person or animal getting love of sorts makes me smile.

Yeah, it was literally a Lady and the Tramp moment. It was very cute. I do feel very sorry for my neighbour’s dog but I have no doubt that Cruise will round eventually and return his affections. Yeah, I feel you on that one. My love life is non-existent but it’s nice to see other people and in this case animals, find their happiness.

I bet she does. I am not sure how big a dog of her breed gets but I know its not huge. I don’t have any pets myself.

Let me just say, I am tired. This week I shot four episodes in two days for a show I’m on. I ate something bad and now my stomach is acting up. All I really want is for someone to play in my hair and tell me that everything is going to be alright and watch Netflix with me.

I’m sorry. That really does sound like a pretty awful week. I know what it can be like when you have one of those weeks where just about everything goes wrong and you feel overworked and exhausted. I hope you can find some time to relax now. Also, I hear you. I would love to have someone play with my hair while we binge-watch Netflix or Disney+ as well. No better feeling.

Dyed my hair red, switched up my zip code, was super pumped about taking a nap… and then I woke up to a total murder scene on my pillowcase. Apparently all the times I’ve dyed my hair have taught me nothing. Figure I’ll have to wash said sheets about a thousand times to get rid of the mess I didn’t even mean to make ( it’s one of my two talents ), so I get on Amazon, and lemme tell ya — some things should just come with the Surgeon General’s warning slapped across it, online shopping being one of them. The cart’s contents are currently ranging from laundry detergent to a new knife block to a mini air-hockey table. I need none of these things, yet I’m about to buy it all. Hi, I’m Chloe, and I’m weak as shit. Someone come talk me down from this madness, or promise me you’ll show up for my mini air-hockey tournament that I’ll have to hold to justify said purchase. Impulse shoppers, raise your glasses high.

Would you believe me if I told you that all I ate today was a bagel? To be honest it’s true even if you don’t believe me, I have had no energy to get up and get anything. I have just been laying here and watching Netflix, I did however just order some Italian from UberEats and it should be here soon.

It’s honestly embarrassing how much I relate to this. I have had no energy or motivation to get food either, I can’t even remember the last time I actually cooked anything. Which is really bad. Thank god for Uber Eats and Deliveroo, I would be completely lost without it. Italian food sounds really good right now, reminds me that it’s about time I ordered some food too. I’m just not sure what I fancy— they have so many choices now.

Can I just say that I love your dog’s name. Adorable. What kind of pup is she? Okay but now I’m just imagining minding your own business and then all of sudden a Great Dane pops his head through the hole under the fence and that’s so funny. What a nosy neighbor you’ve got there. But I’m sure the cuteness makes up for that. Damn… I’m right there with you. Cruise’s love life is looking far more interesting than mine at the moment. It’s a little bit sad. Although she might be onto something with the toys. I’m a fan of mine keeping me occupied too… If you know what I mean. 

This is such a cute love story and I am here for it! I wish my dog Ren would show interest in a lovely female but I’m starting to think he might be gay because whenever we go to the dog park, he ignores all the beautiful females and instead starts playing with the male dogs. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with that at all because at least he’s showing interest in something but yeah, its all a bit odd at the same time. Ren is so laid back and he doesn’t really play with a lot of toys but every once in a while he’ll find some energy and want to play but for the most part, he’s just a little cuddle bug and never leaves his mom’s side.

It is, the problem is that Cruise doesn’t seem that interested at the moment. She’s just so hyperactive that I don’t think she has the time to be interested or even notice. Aww, well at least he still has interest in some dogs. Sometimes I wish Cruise was a little more laid-back, she seems to be running on 100MPH at all times, it’s exhausting. 

What kind of Lady and the Tramp magic is happening? That’s the sweetest, even more so that he would just sit and watch you both play together. You’ll have to keep me updated on this love story in motion because who knew that dogs could be pining for other ones? As for you, there isn’t anyone special in your life? Nothing wrong with that though. Are you looking to be dating or kinda just in a ‘living my best life’ stage?

I know, right? He really is just a gentle giant. Bless him. I think he’d much rather be playing with Cruise than watching her play though. I might have to give her a gentle nudge in his direction. Don’t worry, I will. No, I did kind of have someone back in America but things didn’t quite work out how I hoped they would and to be honest, I’ve been pretty busy over here in the UK that I haven’t really given it much thought but the nights can get lonely. I’m in a sort of ‘it would be nice but I’m not actively seeking it’ stage, I think. 

That makes two of us, what shows are you watching? I’m trying to binge watch Tiny pretty things, already am on episode 5. If you haven’t watched it yet then give it a try. I also liked Ginny & Georgia but that one is a little bit teeny. 

Christen, for a moment I thought you were saying I’m a shitty person and people have better taste. The ‘ouch’ I almost yelled right now was wild, even if you were saying that about me, I’m going to ignore you, thank you very much. Anyway — she’s a cute dog, stop! I’m sure she’s going to notice the other dog someday, somedaaaaaay.

Hey, you said it not me! Now you're just taking words out of my mouth. That's quite alright James, I'm sure your bruised ego can recover from this. You're right, she's a very cute dog. I'm sure she'll notice him one of these days, it's kind of hard to miss him actually.

Okay but that’s adorable. Do you have a video of it or something? I love watching those, in which one of the pup runs after the other to play, cuddle and kiss. Yes, puppy kisses. Then the other runs faster but they want to be reached to play too. I’m a hopeless romantic and when it comes to doggos I become too extra, always imagining scenarios in my head which mostly consist of me attending their wedding. Somehow a dogs wedding sounds a lot more romantic than a humans one. But I feel you, my dog has had more romantic partners than I ever have. I’m jealous, but good kind of jealous.

Yes, I couldn’t resist taking a video of it, it was just too cute. Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I have lost countless hours on YouTube and Instagram watching puppy videos. Oh my goodness, yes. Honestly, if my dog doesn’t have a wedding at some point then I have truly failed as a dog mother. Yeah, I’m glad that if I’m not getting it at least my dog is. Good for her.

That is low key adorable, and reminds me that I’ve been meaning to say we should get together at some point and have Kal and Cruise hang out. My boy Kal looks a bit ferocious but he’s basically a huge bundle of fluff. I’m still in the UK for a bit finishing up filming of season 2 of The Witcher, and then who knows where I’ll be going. Probably back to the states? Wait are you in the UK now or in the states? I’m a horrendously bad football fan lately, and I don’t even know if it’s in season right now.  

Yes, I would love for Cruise and Kal to finally meet. She could sure do with some more doggy friends to run around with. I’m sure Cruise would get along with him just fine, she’s good with most if not all dogs so it shouldn’t be a problem. Oh great, how’s that going? I loved the first season! It’s not usually my thing but I got totally sucked into it when it first dropped on Netflix. I’m in the UK right now and will be for a little while yet. Yes, we’re currently 17 games into the season so you’re a little bit behind. My contract runs through until the end of the season and then who knows? I could stay or I could go back to the States or maybe try somewhere in Europe again. I’ll have to see what offers come in when the time comes.

Ok, but not that small though. I was just picturing a very small dog, that’s all. And this great dane watching.

That’s the beauty of secret admirers you don’t know they exist and I’m sure you have hundreds to your dog’s one. Maybe I’m one of them. How well do you think it would go over if I dug my own peep hole under the fence to stare at your pretty face as well? Would you still think it’s cute? Just don’t tell anyone I secretly adore a Man United footballer, my dad who works for Everton along with everyone else who is on and works for the team would more than likely disown me forever. I’ll have to figure out who to bribe to get you to be a blue next season; or do you think you’ll even come back? 

Oh, stop it. You’re just trying to flatter me. I don’t believe that for a second. I would be seriously concerned if you decided to do that, I mean I gathered you’d go completely nuts one day, I just had you down for a couple more years yet. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. But there really are far better teams to support than Everton. Me, a toffee? I can’t see it myself but I do think I’d like to stick around England for a while longer. Maybe extend my contract with United or see what other offers come rolling in.

It’s a love story, baby just say… maybe? Make your dog fall in love with the poor dog. I want a happy ending, not a sad ending, this is getting me emotional. I’ve got three dogs and the same time they hate each other, they love each other and it’s just weird. You have yet to find the right person, I see. Do you have a type? Let’s find someone for you.

As much as I would love to make her fall in love that’s not something I can force to happen, I think she’s quite happy being single and carefree but I’m sure when the time is right she’ll make time for some puppy dates. I do feel sorry for the poor lovesick pup next door, though. Oh no, no, no. That’s quite alright. I’ve had enough failed blind dates to last me a lifetime.

That is the purest romance that is brewing right in the backyard. Has Cruise discovered the other dog’s existence yet? Before you know it, they will be exchanging sticks through the hole, sneaking their dog treats to one another. Cruise will notice the Great Dane sooner or later—it’d be one of those… underdog romance stories.

It certainly sounds like that's how things should play out but Cruise seems to be playing hard to get at the moment, from what I've seen. I'm sure once they finally lock eyes they will fall madly in love with each other but right now the only thing Cruise is in love with is her tennis ball and hamburgers.