I Like Turtles

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

the first instance of jealousy was when a prehistoric man saw a turtles shell and thought why should something so stupid and so slow have such an intricate and beautiful shell.

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This has been a test of the Tumblr Emergency Defense System

add another clove of garlic im not driving

once again proving you can literally do anything with audacity

moves everything in your house an inch to the left but also moves your house an inch to the right so it cancels out. lol

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

Did u fucking see that