yikes

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

How to become normal under 48 hours

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think