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Itachi “I’ll fuck you 1000 different ways in a minute” Uchiha

Also known as Itachi “I killed my family for the greater good” Uchiha

Itachi would be in the category of big brother daddy

Simply because I was to busy eyeballing him to even think about looking at Sasuke

I remember having a whole argument with a friend because she tried to tell me Sasuke was sexier than Itachi

Now Imma give Sasuke his credit he is definitely a daddy, but he ain’t on Itachi level

Bitch he looks hella good right here

He looks like he belongs in a damn hair commercial or some shit

I know it takes him a good little min to style it

And I dare any nigga to say something about his painted nails

Painted nails or not Itachi will fuck a nigga up with no hesitation

Look at this shit

Sasuke ran his ass up and got did up with the quickness

I remember he thought he was doing some shit

My nigga charged up his chidori and everything

His ass didn’t know what to do

That kick fucked his stomach up all the way

I just love how my dude Kisame is just standing there watching the shit go down

This shit reminds me of when I would watch my brothers fight because of some shit I did and made it look like one of them did it

Bitch I just know the Uchiha take field trips from hevean to come beat Danzo’s ass

Like I just know they stay coming to hell to beat his ass

And I’ll be right there to kick his face in when he’s on the ground

I fucking hated his bitch ass

Every time I saw him I got heartburn

I just get a bad taste in my mouth

If he was on fire I wouldn’t even piss on him

I would dose his ass with some lighter fluid though

What kind of dirty nigga is out here snatching motherfucker’s eyes

He the type of nigga that’ll steal from yo momma and blame it on you

This is definitely in the top five of my favorite fights

Like bitch I was emotionally invested in this damn fight

Itachi was blind in one eye and was still giving Sasuke the hands

Then he was sick as shit too

My dude was throwing up blood and everything

Like my nigga was not in peak health

Especially if he had a whole fade scheduled

This fight hurt my heart, like when I found out why he killed his clan

And then when he did his last forehead poke and died I cried

When he hit his head and it started raining I don’t know what to do

Naruto is always taking the people we care the most about

But ig its better if he dies

You know that was his redemption or whatever

Yall have to watch this

I’m pretty sure it’s a filler, but it’s funny as hell

It’s basically about Itachi making eggs for Sasuke

My nigga was going through it that morning

Like he pulled out his old anbu gear and his fucking sharingan

My nigga was not playing

He even took an egg out of a damn chicken

Like he violated a whole chicken just to make the perfect eggs for Sasuke

All for that nigga to say that he’s had better

Like you ungrateful bitch, do you know how much he went through to make you that egg

I would’ve punched that little nigga in the throat

Like look at how happy he looks

Idc if this is filler or not

Do y’all see his fucking smile

It just cured my skin and put money in my bank account

That uppercut was going to be the talk of the fucking town if Kakashi would’ve landed it

Bitch they was going at it

Kakashi came out the ground on some Ryu shit

I feel like he should have yelled Shoryuken as he was coming up

Bitch put me down as scared and horny

Idk what I’ll do if he put me in this genjutsu

I’ll turn into a snitch with the quickness

“Sasuke training with that pediphilic snake to come kill you”

“Naruto is still screaming about how he’s going to be hokage and eating ramen “

“They still doing my bitch Sakura wrong but she getting better”

“And Kakashi is still reading them damn porn books “

Bitch I would tell on everybody

I got a low ass pain tolerance, I can’t handle being tortured

Now if you trying to fuck you gone have to get rid of most of them clones

Cause uhh ya girl only has three holes and I’m not really down for no gangbang

Like I’m good love enjoy

But while we’re on the subject I would deadass betray the whole leaf village just to fuck Itachi once

I’m sick of Naruto’s ass fucking up the village anyway

I wonder do people fight him because they think they’re going to magically win

Like bitch I was born with a brain and that doesn’t sound smart

Like two plus two doesn’t equal four to them

He was deadass fucking niggas up when he was eleven

What kid you know that was in the anbu

You really about to throw hands with a nigga that’s been giving out free L’s since he was kid

I just don’t understand that

And there you have it my peeps

I finally finished this

I don’t think it’s as good as the original I made before

He was a friend…