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did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

the beast making a flower crown for Woodsman because it is at least a minor improvement to the Woodsman’s grubby clothes that don’t meet the Beast’s snobby standards

[beast voice] honey I’ve made some new trees for you

Walmart AU where Woodsman is working at a Walmart and Beast is this one asshole customer who always just walks around and complains loudly about everything and never even buys anything but tons of oil and maybe sometimes some gardening utensils and opera CDs. He also always seems to hunt down and bother only Woodsman making his days the worst.

i rly want the beast and the woodsman to frickle frackle or like maybe not even that??? like maybe after the jig is up the woodsman doesn’t kill him and the beast just kinda hangs around or something? i don’t even know i just marathoned this stupid thing and i’ve lost control of my life