Cock-a-doodle-doo bitch

la contesse madelaine d'artois, your charm will never fail you

The gang gets birthday presents for Bat Child

HE WAS MEAN TO BETH!!

just throwing this out there

important context from @lunaicfantastic

bat child would do numbers on here

murph and the highest compliment he can bestow in defense of an npc

La Contesse

This whole monologue is presented to a Brennan who is doing his best to play a horse that isn't laughing at the comedy sniper Zac Oyama.

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

obsessed with the way Zaeth and Ghorse have the same hair

i cannot overstate how important it is to me the idea that zaeth exclusively wears women's low rise jeans with tiny little pockets that he can't fit his hands in. my headcanon

this is fucking hilarious