The Poet of the Piano

tuba: don't even bring their instrument in unless it's to fool their bd. make no mistake, a "practicing" tubist is actually heckling other musicians

baritone: doing their best

trombone: angry wailing siren noises that everyone in the school can hear punctuated by long silences: the silences are them battling the woodwinds

french horn: sitting alone in a practice room they have cordoned off with a Les Mis style chair barricade. they are Determined to practice

trumpet: every trumpet player is in the same practice room. they mean well but practicing is fruitless

clarinet: practicing fingerings or fighting the trombones

saxophone: likely seducing a clarinet player with awesome jazz

flute: the upperclassmen are trying. the middle schoolers are asking how to finger every other note

oboe: floating between the practice rooms, cross pollinating gossip like bees

bassoon: ?????????? no one knows, not even themselves