Your heart that is for me; can’t you show me a little more? When you like me very very very much, then tell me.

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad 

All I wanna do is grow old with you.

I’m sorry… I just couldn’t do it.

Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait.

No… I don’t need more time, _____. I don’t ever want to marry you.

Gee, you know that information… really would’ve been more useful to me *yesterday.*

I’ve still got the Spandex; I’ll put ‘em on right now.

Once again, things that could’ve been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddamn joke

All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!

Hey, buddy, I’m not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I’m paying you to sing.

Well, I have a microphone, and you don’t, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!

He’s losing his mind.

Oh, I don’t think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.

You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people… they could have been guests at her wedding!

Hey, psycho - we’re not gonna discuss this, OK, it’s over. Please get out of my ____ t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

Oh, man, I heard what happened to you at your wedding, that was so cold! You must’ve felt like shit!

No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

That’s not nice… Very creative, though.

No. Your penis is too small.

Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire. You understand me.

Excuse me! Just because he’s going out with me doesn’t mean he’s going to get laid.

If you find somebody you can love, you can’t let that get away.

What I’m saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.

Hang on, hon! I’m watching Dallas! I think J.R. might be dead or something - they shot him!

I don’t know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.

This is a great idea. I’m glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?

Hey. I kissed her, but it didn’t mean anything, I just brought her the jacket.

We’re living in a material world and I am a material girl… or boy.

How about this? You talk about her ass again, I’ll break your neck.

I don’t. I think she’s a beautiful girl, but she’s about to marry that jerk-off.

Listen, I know you’re shy and I know you’ve been hurt, so I’m going to make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you’re gonna get laid.