Wedding 

Mom, faintly after a minute: dammit.

Once used Jimin’s underwear as a microphone. 

Took a close up picture of Jin’s dick using a selfie stick.

Nearly killed Taehyung on a merry-go-round.

Ate 6 cups of ramen at 1AM, all in one sitting, in the span of 20 minutes.

Stole Jimin’s phone to vandalize it…with hearts.

Raided the dorm’s fridge for breakfast while wearing a Pikachu onesie and walked around the streets at 3 am wearing his Daffy Duck pajamas.

Couldn’t hold back his laughter hearing the Chinese version of Boy In Luv.

Personally went to JYP ent to pick up Yugyeom for a late-night bowling date.

Sat on a bunch of rocks trying to plant an umbrella while wearing a $7000 vintage & hand painted Raf Simons’ AW03 PCL mod parka. 

Threw a big ass iceberg to the eldest member during a snowball fight; still didn’t understand why everyone was running away from him.

Deadass got ignored by Namjoon when he almost drowned.

Dropped a gumball to the dirty laundromat floor. Ate it anyway.

Tweeted an instruction on how to properly cook ramen because he thinks that Jimin’s ramen sucks. (plus a totally unrelated selca)

Stopped by to watch a dance cover group performance of Boy In Luv during his random stroll session along the streets of Hongdae; alone, face totally exposed, & looking extremely hot.

Hollered a loud “Ohhh Yeahh~!” to an Egyptian Belly Dancer in Dubai. The dancer was Taehyung. 

bonus: hid inside a dark & creepy abandoned factory for fun; until the end, no one were able find him.