Fiction

Julian: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Emma: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Cristina: no mom i already have a job it's called being hardcore

Diego: "you're obsessed with yourself" and you're not??? sad. tragic.

Mark: yeah I'm beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Kieran: While You Were Being Heterosexual, I Studied The Blade

Ty: I didn't realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it's whatever

Livvy: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends

Dru: "what the fuck" is an emotion now and it's the only one I have

Tessa: *elbowing Will* Language!

Emma: I don't know.

Emma, shouting: CRISTINA, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

Cristina, shouting back from another room: I'm fine???

Emma: She is fine.

Emma: *lays face down on the floor*

Jules: You can't just do the "corpse" pose for an hour.

Tessa: What?

julian: he'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Mark : My dearest brother,

It is with deep regret I inform you that our little brother, dear Octavian wishes to have a special food item for dinner namely 'burger' from the court of a very peculiar king known as the 'Burger King' .So hereby I request you to oblige by his wishes and get home safe.

Yours lovingly,

Mark Blackthorn

Julian (calls back) : Tavvy wants a burger from 'Burger King' ?

Mark : Yes. That is what he wants I believe.

Julian: what's up with Kit?

Ty: [looks up from book] he only just figured out that you can't describe colours...

Julian: what? yes you can, green as grass!

Ty: that's using the colour to describe something else

Julian: okay, how about this. red is warm

Ty: that's associating the colour with a feeling

Julian: [staring off into the distance] holy fuck...