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I just spent almost an hour looking through all the kakaveg stuff on multiple sites and i just kept shaking my head thinking 'he would not fucking say that he would not fucking do that' why is it so hard for people to not convey vegeta as a small soft man he is a HUNK and he would NOT be sumbissve he would BITE and he would FIGHT and he would get PEGGED by his wife while goku holds him down so he doesnt wriggle his way out put some respect on the man the dynamic is gold but people dont USE IT yall need to lock in

in a train rn and there is a total fucking fuckwad sitting across from us. its in times like these that i remember some wise words: "fuck old hoes with electricity" - Robert Lewandowski

just saw a guy on a bike with a shirt that said heisenberg and a drawing of a man who looks nothing like walter white on god he looked like a realistic uncle grandpa and it is sending me

Youre mommys good little boy, arent you? You want to make mommy feel good, right? Then get o- *real scary ass skeleton runs past* holy fuck was that a skeleton what the fuck

whenever an old lady sits next to me on the bus i turn up my music so loud they can hear it yeah im a bad boy i spread my legs so she has to really think about sitting there haha im nefarious i stick my mandibles out and clack them together while my eyes vibrate to ward off any predators yeah sit next to me now that im flexing my mandibles bitch im getting on all sixes and running little circles around you while making foam in my mouth and spitting right under your feet

*puts hand on head and pats* Good boy mmmmm yeah youre gonna eat a big meal for mommy yeaahhh im gonna make you dinner mmffuck im gonna feed you healthy food until youre at the perfect bmi kitten oouuu youre gonna look after your nutrition for mommy, good boy? are you? Fffuckk yeah im gonna take you to the gym and help you excercise yeaahhh im gonna make sure you get the physical activity you need baby oooo ill help you take a blood test and make sure you take your supplements because you have a vitamin B12 defficiency my good little boy