falling grace

“I agree with you. Well the girl goes crazy and harry gets a restraining order.”

Oh no- Poor Harry!

Good. I didn’t think you were anyways. Since everyone usually says you’re my little sister. We kind of look alike, don’t we?

It's great to finally have a sister that looks like me- my best friend looks nothing like me and my actual siblings are boys. We really do... It's great.

I wouldn’t be too certain. I’m pretty much on the verge of lying down on the floor and going to sleep right here. Jet lag is a real, real thing, Chloe, and god help the poor fools like me who haven’t slept since Tuesday. Oh, right. An au natural East Coast kid. I expect a full tour around New York sometime when I’m not feeling like I’m going to vomit. Right, no. I’ve been out of that airport for like two hours now and I still can’t smell a single thing.

Oh but then I’d have to try my best to carry you out and as you can tell- I’m not wearing heels and I’m quite small. I’m sorry, Dyl, I forgot. Is there anything I can do to help? Hot chocolate with marshmallows and cookies or something? It’d be my pleasure to give the all mighty Dylan O'brien a tour of New York- even if I was born in Georgia because, yes, I spent time in New York. Be glad because I smell like a rainbow threw up on me and added flowers.

I’m not one to judge.

‘Ight, let’s cut the bullshit. Anyone know where I can find a good connect ‘round here? By good, I mean consistent.

I’m sorry… A what?

So, I just spent the last sixteen hours at the airport because my flight to New York was delayed cause of some bomb threat. Turns out it was just a false alarm, y'know, but… shit, after being forced to sit behind this rather odorous dude for what felt like a goddamn eternity– I think I rather would have wanted to die just to be put outta my misery. Honestly, guys. I know the West Coast is in a drought but consider taking a shower once in a while. It’ll save lives.

Sixteen? That’s more than half a day and you’re still standing. Honestly, I can’t stand here and tell you all about the West coast because I was born and raised in the East coast. C'mon now… He couldn’t have been that bad.

If it doesn’t bite me in the ass first, but whatever. What would you say to a spree with your main gal?

If it does then bite it back. You know I'm always up for anything with my main gal, bub.

“I’m honesty dying laughing at this parody video. It’s a cover of Steal my girl but in the girl point of view. It’s truly the greatest cover I have seen in years.Like it’s every fan girls point of view in all honesty when it comes to Harry styles.”

Parody videos are pretty amazing if we’re being honest. What happens when it gets to Harry?

New York, New York…I hope you’ll be good to me.

C'mon Li, New York will love you.

“I never though I would ever say think but It feels so good to be back in new York. Anyways I’m Jack Gilinsky.”

Why didn’t you think you’d ever say this?

You’re very welcome.

You're a great friend, y'know.