if you want you can come meet me in the astral realm tonight and we can hug

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

whenever i come across tik toks or posts that are like "awkward" childhood photos of someone with captions like "who let me go out like that" and "at least i had a glow up"....that's so sad man. you were that little girl at some point. show her some love! and always remember, especially if you have a large following, that little girls who look like you at that age are inevitably going to stumble upon your post and feel insecure and wait for their own "glow up" (and ultimately be disappointed when it won't make them feel as they expected)

relationships should be 50/50. you buy me orange juice (and i like you)