CHI-town tinder

Dan, I just really appreciate the candidness here. In addition to being “legitimately short as fuck” you also like to swaddle grown women for your #TBTs

WOW a diaper fetish! Can’t say i’m surprised, folks. My imagination capacity grows with every swipe...

“Just an aerial sex-fiend looking for his equally flexible counterpart.”

No shame when you got a one night stand with 29 yr. old bacon. #getit

I don’t even know what to say. I am legitimately scared of Daniel.  

FINALLY. Will, I will gladly eat ribeye and watch Pawn Stars with you. Can’t say my dad will be impressed but I’ll take that chance. 

Kay is so open and honest with himself—he is 23 years old and STILL learning how to smile. 

Scott, you look like someone my Nana would approve of . . . and then you have that knife pic. 

RIGHT!?!?

You’re smarter than you think. If you’re on Tinder, you do, indeed, know what this is. 

Nikola. I didn’t report you to the Tinder police but someone is bound to. Take this shit down.

Jesus christ, Shane.

#Matthew

I’m still not over Matthew. 

Interesting.

Dear God. He has blessed us with a close-up.

Matt, you’re adorable. You don’t have to flirt with me, I’ll marry you so long as you never take off that sequined fanny pack.