chirosophist

    ❝ y-you’d be shocked how many b-bad days i have. b-but-.. um, okay? i-i mean.. if y-you want. ❞

          ❝ Well, that's terrible to hear. Hopefully I can give you some good news! Do you want a palm reading or a tarot reading? ❞

           ”Is it the one where the kid throws up on their mom’s head?”

         ❝ Clearly we need to work on your definition of adorable, but -- no. They're dancing, look! ❞  And now she'll flip her phone around to show the other, grinning like a dork.

     ❝ s-sorry i j-just-.. i-it’s a bad day.         & i d-don’t have any money; i’m         okay. ❞

               ❝ I don't normally give out freebies, but if you've had a bad day --- I feel like I'm going to have to now! C'mon, it'll be fun! ❞

    ❝           fuck. off! ❞

      ❝ Wow, okay -- touchy. I just -- wanted to know if you want your fortune told. ❞