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Welcome To The 21st Century!!! Phones - Wireless Cooking - Fireless Cars - Keyless Food - Fatless Tyres - Tubeless Dress - Sleeveless Youth - Jobless Leaders - Shameless Relationships - Meaningless Attitude - Careless Wives - Fearless Babies - Fatherless Feelings - Heartless Education - Valueless Children - Mannerless Everything is becoming Less still our hopes are - Endless In Fact I am - Speechless

A good wife is she that sees her husband lookin at another female and say to him, "It Doesn't Matter Where U Get Ur Appetite From As Long As U Eat At Home"

A couple after having 7 kids had an agreement to be havin sex only on the days that starts wit 'T' (Tuesdays & Thursdays), one cold Friday night, the wife was very horny and couldn't help it so she dressed very sexy to catch the husband's attention, husband being so smart and understanding the wife's moves asks: Honey what day is it today? Wife: Darlin today is 'Tfriday'

My dear Muslim friends, have you ever asked yourself this question? The man sending you to blow up yourself alongside others just to make it to heaven if he doesn't wanna go to heaven too.

Bitter-Kola has been internationally verified to inhibit d growth of the Ebola virus, hence an interim cure. Anyone who u suspect is in danger of getting d Virus is advised to consume it. Eat it like food and there is no overdose. Simply peel and chew! pls do not forget to share cheers!!!. Google for more info http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/411030.stm

Son: Wut r u doin? Father: I’m puttin petrol on ur Mom. Son: Ok! Which means Mom’s engine is takin too much petrol cause Mr John has put in yesterday.

*Husband & Wife In A Bar* He left to buy drinks, a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: "U must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.

A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If you continue like this, you will lose all your friends!"

Sometimes I wonder how Flavour N'abania sat down took a ball pen to write a song and started writing: kponkpoto kporokoto kponkpoto kporokoto kpakolokpa kpakolokpa kpakolokpa kpomkpom ashawo awusha awusha ashawo e e e e e e e e e e

He took you out and spent $25k on you, later that evening he wanted to take you home and you told him 'No, It's Too Early'.. You can't make it to heaven.

Good Friday is the day our Lord Jesus was murdered, no champaign popping.... Do you celebrate when you lose someone dear to you? So come over to my house and join me cry.