Yeah ... Nah ... Yeah

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

Being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing

I have one brain cell and it has depression

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

Our job is to serve, not rule.

pull her hair away from her neck to kiss it.

cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is probably one of the best feelings in a relationship.

I just wanna support you, give you orgasms, and be able to put a smile on your face.

Someone i can raise a dog with, have morning sex, travel and go to festivals.