imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

This would be a great movie.

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

WHO EDITS THESE

i luv bein disgusting and an angel at the same time

My purpose is to look cool then die. Simple

every day is halloween when you’re dead inside

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

funny how it’s not halloween anymore allegedly

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of