female maury povich

WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU! ;-;

Who is this ’we’ll?’ 😩

I’ll be dragging you out when that belt is mine so we can celebrate. 

I’m stakin’ out, girl. Waiting on the perfect moment to cash in. 

S m a r t a s s .

Drag him around on a blanket! 

Blondie, tell me somethin’ I don’t already hear every day. 😫

I think we might have to agree to disagree. 

chickwithamic:

i’m your road mother. listen to me.

I don’t know if I want to claim you as my road mother, you’ve dressed like Beetlejuice on more than one occasion. 

You know, this is a very far cry away from the conversations I’ve had with my actual mom who wants to be a grandmother. I think I’m getting whiplash. 

Put your back into it, Young. You can do it. 

I knoooow. =( I’m feeling all the sads too. And I can’t even fix it until this weekend at the earliest, uuuuuggh.