Freaky

Sneaking into an all witch’s sleepover, hope they don’t find out I’m a wizard.

Last night my girlfriend was taking me to meet her family and she put on this really beautiful dress last and asked, “Does this look good on me?” So I said “Does Death ride in on a pale horse?” Because, obviously, she looked so stunning it shouldn’t even be a question, and she laughed and said “Seriously, stop making jokes about my uncle, I don’t need him reaping your soul tonight.” Anyway, we had a pretty nice dinner, her uncle was super chill.