I've talked about the Robins and their relationship with Penguin, Poison Ivy and The Riddler. But I was also thinking about the relationship they have with Two Face and that really struck me because he is my favourite and the possibilities are just *chef kiss*.
Dick: My parents were murdered. Now, I live with Batman. I guess Batman is my dad now? I don’t know. I like living with him.
Two Face: So you’re adopted?
Dick: No. It’s called being a “ward” but I don’t know what that means.
Two Face, confused now: What did the lawyer say? At the hearing?
Dick: Oh, that Batman probably used a lot of money to make sure he got me. That he probably bribed the judge and everybody else involved. I don’t know, I wasn’t really listening, I was colouring.
Two Face: That’s… illegal, actually.
Two Face: No, sweetie. Now, do you remember what that lawyer and judge were called? I have to pay them a professional visit.
Jason: Fuck you, you killed my dad.
Two Face: What? Fuck, no I didn’t. He’s literally tied up over there. Wait? The Bat isn’t your real father?
Two Face: Did he at least adopt you? Properly? Because the last one-
Two Face: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, young man?
Two Face: So, let me get this straight. You’re working officially for Bats about six hours every day, not including work you do outside of designated hours while going to school?
Two Face: And you don’t get paid? What about time off?
Two Face: *dialing Jim Gordon because this is the most flagrant abuse of child labour law he has ever seen in his career*
Steph: No, I’m not adopted. Or fostered. My parents don’t know I’m here.
Two Face: *dialing Jim Gordon*
Two Face: What the fuck are you?
Damian: The blood son of the Bat. All the while you are just a picture frame in my father’s desk drawer.
Two Face: Does… Batman still talk about me? Like he used to?
Damian: He has been known to gaze longingly at your photograph sometimes. It is quite moving. And disturbing, he should not be lusting over a criminal.
Two Face: Would you be willing to inform the Joker of this?
Damian: You will use it to disarm him through the threat of you as a romantic “Lenore” figure in my father’s mind whom he still holds a candle for? In an effort to dismantle his sanity further?
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