Baddest Bitch On The Block

i could not date harry styles because i would have too much fun psychologically torturing his fans that care too much 

i would tweet “hes literally in me” and then turn off my phone. i would only post pics of us that would be extremely difficult to crop me out of. i would tell his fans that i didnt know any of his songs but that i thought he was really cute in 5sos. i would get on his phone while he was in the shower and post myself on his instagram story 

I’d do literally the opposite. I would keep all my pictures of us to myself and instead photoshop us together and post THAT. I would tweet about us spending time together when he’s been spotted elsewhere. I would post selfies and say they’re at his house but take them in like, a closet so the walls don’t line up. I would post pictures of expensive brand gifts he’s supposedly given me but they’d all be subtly recognizable fakes.

ooo…. lady gagita