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Your very tall boyfriend Theodore Nott. ╰┈➤<readers gender not specified>
Tall bf Theo! Who’s posture is absolutely ruined from bending over because of everything else being made for the average height.
Tall bf Theo! Who practically melts into your touch when you massage his back or shoulders. You treat him so well and he loves you so much.
Tall bf Theo! Who loves when you cook. His body burns calories really fast. He could eat an entire chicken and still be hungry. But when you cook it isn’t all that bad, maybe it’s just him feeling bad for wolfing your hard work down so fast.
Tall bf Theo! Who likes to tease you by putting things on the top shelves just so you ask him for help. He knows that you know he does this but to be fair, it just makes him wanna tease you more. Seeing your pout is so cute
Tall bf Theo! Who has a hard time finding clothes that actually fit him how he likes. Whether you decide to pick up sewing to help your boyfriend is up to you. maybe add patches on said pants. or embroider you're name ass the back pocket.
Tall bf Theo! Who knows you don’t like it when he leans down to talk to you but he can barely hear you when you speak. Maybe it’s Enzo and Mattheo blasting their music but he chooses to go on his knees, looking up at you. Or just picking you up. Doesn’t really matter
Tall bf Theo! Who curls up when he sleeps after not having a big enough bed. He doesn’t mind being the little spoon either. though you can’t exactly say it’s all that comfortable hugging a six foot five man from behind.
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@uzmacchiato for divider!!
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
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I realized my little one wouldn’t get to organically learn my culture (tumblr) so I decided to share some of the more digestible ones.
First one was The Tiger, which was read correctly from the first try.
Next, I wanted this one… and it quickly became a project.
I’m not an expert, clearly, but I can do a functional bind.
So now we have this at home!
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I’m not sure what to print next, though. We’re not yet reading long form, and we can’t look at scary pictures, so that limits the options. But I have it in mind as a goal now so I can recognize it if it comes up! Let’s gooo heritage posts
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GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.
DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
OHHH NOO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THIS INFORMATION WAS RELEASED TO THE WIDER PUBLIC????? ALL THOSE EVIL INNOCENT CORPORATIONS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STEAL PEOPLE'S MONEYYYYY
THINK OF THE CORPORATIONS!!!
Oh man, well at least there’s no way to avoid the paywalls for papers on scientific literature that can make scientific papers inaccessible to the people who wrote them. At least all the publishers get to horde that knowledge
Oh how terrible it would be a shame if someone made a huge archive keeping relics of the past safe for future generations
Oh no i dropped my link, I hope no one looks at it and lears about blackbeard.
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that’s not………. how child speech works…………………………………………..
god okay in an attempt to be less of an asshole, here’s how child speech DOES work (or tend to work, at least)
kids tend to hypercorrect — this means that they tend to say things like “sleeped” instead of “slept,” “writed” instead of “wrote,” “goed” instead of “went,” etc
kids tend not to make errors such as omitting verbs (“i hungry”)
kids also tend not to make errors in the i/me, she/her department (“me am hungry”)
simplification of difficult sounds — consonant clusters especially, so things like st, sp, ps, etc., as well as f, v, th-sounds, ch-sounds, etc.
“babbling”-type utterances (“apwen” for “airplane,” using one babbly word for multiple objects, things like that) generally occur in children under the age of three and a half
say it with me: an eight-year-old child is not going to be saying “me hungwy”
do not confuse child speech with stereotypical learner english mistakes, that’s not only incorrect but also gross on the stereotypical learner english front (“me love you long time,” anybody?)
if you’re going to write kidfic please do some goddamn research
Totally. It can be helpful to remind yourself that young children tend to speak as though the English language actually made sense. Our brains are pattern-recognising machines: children are really, really good at puzzling out the implicit rules of the English language, but they don’t necessarily know all the silly exceptions and bizarre edge cases that break those rules yet - those can only be learned through experience and rote memorisation.
Basically, when children who speak English as a first language make mistakes, it typically reflects a tendency to treat English as more grammatically, syntactically, and/or orthographically consistent than it really is. In some cases, this can be compounded by the fact that some kids will get offended at how little sense “proper” English makes, and insist upon using the more consistent forms even though they know very well that they’re technically “wrong”.
for a long young portion of my life I insisted on pronouncing Sean “SEEN” because that’s how it’s spelled.
As someone who spends a good majority of her time working with kids, it irks me to no end when I see children written as if they’re babies.
Past the age of about five or six years old, children can have deep, intellectual conversations about the most bizarre of things. I HAD A CONVERSATION LAST WEEK WITH FOUR THIRD GRADERS ABOUT THE GAS PRICES AND TAXES IN HAWAII.
Were they entirely correct in the facts they were giving? No, because it was all from what they had heard from parents or on the news. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that I was having a genuine conversation with four eight and nine year olds about taxes.
Just about the only speech problems most kids have, unless they have a speech impediment, is not being able to pronounce certain consonants (replacing ‘th’ with ‘fw,’ for example, and some letters are harder to form with your mouth than others) and doing exactly what the person above said: using the English language the way they know how, which isn’t always the way English works.
Kids aren’t stupid. Stop writing them like they are.
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First Love, Late Spring
Pairing - Young! Aemond x Niece! Reader
Summary - All know that the young Prince Aemond has want for a dragon. The gods have not seen that fit just yet. When his nephews and brother taunt, he breaks. His niece picks up the pieces.
Warnings - Bullying, crying, first kisses, just two angsty little ten year olds lol. Reader has silver hair and violet eyes, no mention of skin colour.
WC: 1.4K
Have I reblogged this? Who cares, I'm doing it again. It's just so sweet 💗
Aemond Targaryen Masterlist
Works have individual warnings but all contain adult themes and 18+ content so minors please do not interact!
Here’s the link to my main masterlist if you’d like to check out my writing for other characters!
Completed Series:
Of Duty and Honor- Three Parts
Of Duty and Honor - (Part One) Aemond x Female!Reader (Smut & Fluff) - Your husband is to head off to war and you’re reluctant to let him go.
Of War and Longing- (Part Two) Aemond x Female!Reader (Smut & Fluff) - You are finally reunited with your husband after he returned from war.
Of Retribution & Desire - (Part Three) Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst & Fluff) - Your husband defends your honor and protects you from the hateful words of his brother.
Surprise Encounters- Two Parts
City Streets - (Part One) Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - You accidentally bump into the prince on the streets of King’s Landing.
Castle Hallways - (Part Two) Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - You have another unexpected run in with your favorite prince.
Broken Vows- Five Parts
Broken Vows (Part one) - Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst, Smut, & Fluff) - You and Aemond have been best friends since childhood and in love with one another since you were teens. What happens when your father weds you to another man?
Broken Vows (Part Two) - Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst, Smut, & Fluff) - How long will you be able to hide your son’s true parentage and control your desires for Aemond?
Broken Vows (Part Three) - Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst, Smut, & Fluff) - You and your son’s fates are in the balance as tensions rise and plans are initiated. Will the resolution you seek come to fruition?
Broken Vows (Epilogue) - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - After years of desperately fighting your way towards one another, you and Aemond are finally living your happily ever after.
Broken Vows (2nd Epilogue) - Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst) - Your son learns the truth about his parentage.
Thunderstorms & Heartache - Two Parts
Thunderstorms & Heartache - Aemond x Female! Reader (Angst & Fluff) - When Aemond captures you the night before your wedding, your life goes down a path of twists and turns that you never expected.
Thunderstorms & Heartache Part Two - Aemond x Female! Reader (Angst, Fluff, & Smut) - After a tumultuous reunion with Aemond, will one lie be all it takes to push you apart for good?
Ongoing Series:
Practice Makes Perfect Series Masterlist - Aemond x Female!Reader (Smut & Fluff) - This series contains oneshots (listed in the order in which they occur rather than the order they were posted) of Aemond and his sweet little wife’s exploration of one another since they were wed.
Oneshots:
Soothing Touch - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - Your husband is stressed and you know just the way to soothe him.
Confessions - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - You lost a bet that you could outdrink Aegon which leads to unexpected confessions.
As you wish - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - You’re stuck in an inn with Aemond, and there’s only one bed. Close quarters force unexpected vulnerabilities and confessions from you both.
Unexpected allies - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - You’re trying to avoid the overeager Lord Lannister’s pursuit of you. Perhaps Prince Aemond would be willing to help.
Little moments - Aemond x Female!Reader (Fluff) - Aemond takes pleasure in the little moments with his little family.
Bloody desire - Aemond x Female!Reader (Angst & Smut) - You are captured and held for ransom, will your husband be able to save you?
The Phantom of the Red Keep - Aemond x Female!Reader (Phantom of the Opera AU) - You are haunted by the phantom of the Red Keep and he is determined to make you his.
Dark Devotion - Vampire!Aemond x Female!Reader - Running from your old life somehow leads you directly into the arms of a monster, one that shows you pleasures you never could’ve dreamed of.
Death and His Lady - Death!Aemond x Assassin!Reader - As the King’s assassin, Death becomes your most trusted confidant, but his influence along with unexpected events lead you down a path you never thought you’d walk.
The Rogue Prince - Aemond x Wife!Reader - Aemond Targaryen is loyal to his family and house above all, but what happens when his wife is captured and in mortal peril?
An Experiment in Desire - Aemond x Female!Reader (Smut) - You find yourself in a brothel and have an unexpected encounter with the one eyed prince.
Devout Worshiper Aemond x Female!Reader (Smut) - The Prince Regent expresses his carnal desire and devotion to you atop the Iron Throne.
More to come!

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AEMOND TARGARYEN !
note: this is the second masterlist since i can’t update the first one due to tumblr’s limit with links per post.
AEMOND TARGARYEN MASTERLIST #1.
─── ★ ONE-SHOTS.
NOW OR NEVER (nsfw)
aemond sees you flirting with the bartender and realizes he’s not ready to lose you.
A FAMILY’S LOVE (fluff)
it’s aemond’s first time meeting your family and he’s surprised at how welcoming and warm they are.
JUST A FRIEND TO YOU | PART 2 (angst)
you and aemond are best friends. you are in love with him, aemond is not.
ONLY YOU (nsfw)
your marriage with aemond targaryen is not like others. starting for the fact that yours was arranged.
THE WAY I FEEL INSIDE (hurt/comfort)
you’ve been in love with aemond targaryen ever since your second year at boarding school, the only problem is that he doesn’t know it and you’ve never been good at lying to him.
HELPING HAND (nsfw)
when aemond confides in you that he’s never laid with a woman, you make sure to change that.
VALENTINE’S DAY (sfw)
on valentine's day everything seems to have a discount for couples so why not pretend to be one to save some money and have fun?
─── ★ BLURBS & DRABBLES.
PRINCE AEMOND:
“i’m right here, uncle, the object of your ire”
aemond reassures you, you’re all he wants
the first time you spend the night with aemond
aemond losing you to childbirth
aemond confesses his feelings in a peculiar way
aemond targaryen likes to cuddle
aemond wants you to feel alicent’s motherly love
aemond and size + degradation kink
aemond is cold towards you and his brother is right there
you see aemond without the eyepatch
you are jealous, but aemond has the right words
aemond being cute while jealous
aemond is drunk and handsy during dinner
aemond shows you how much he loves your breasts
ladies flirt with aemond and you can’t let that happen
grumpy!aemond & sunshine!reader
aemond coming to you after lucerys’ death
aemond fell head over heels in love with you
aemond cried the first time you kissed his scar
sword fighting with aemond
aemond can’t help but be absolutely obsessed with you.
you didn’t mean to fall in love with prince aemond.
sneaking around dark hallways of the castle.
comforting aemond
using safeword with aemond
garden shenanigans
MODERN!AEMOND:
helping modern!aemond with his pain
modern!aemond goes to therapy
decorating the christmas tree with modern!aemond
domestic hurt/comfort with modern!aemond
trying to sneak around with modern!aemond
modern!aemond pining for an oblivious reader
modern!aemond first christmas with you
christmas shopping with modern!aemond
modern!aemond likes when you wear his clothes
you’re insecure and jealous of modern!aemond’s ex-gf
modern!aemond defending you
modern!aemond crashing your wedding
do not think about modern!aemond…
a very busy modern!aemond with a needy!reader
you’re a single mom and modern!aemond wants to help
teasing modern!aemond during the summer
things modern!aemond loves
dating rockstar!aemond
modern!aemond loves you so much it makes him cry
modern!aemond as ghostface
modern!aemond is drunk and feels neglected
modern!aemond loves taking care of you
modern!aemond comforting you
doing friendship bracelets with modern!aemond
aemond’s love language is quality time
roommates to lovers with modern!aemond
aemond comforting you when you need him the most
academic rivals with modern!aemond
─── ★ HEADCANONS.
modern!aemond first date / college student
aemond targaryen with a short reader
aemond targaryen being a dad
modern!aemond taking your virginity
modern!aemond comforting/helping his s/o
modern!aemond dating
mean dilf!aemond
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AEMOND TARGARYEN !
last update: december 10th, 2022. no longer being updated since i reached tumblr’s limit for links per post.
AEMOND TARGARYEN MASTERLIST #2
─── ★ ONE-SHOTS.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH (nsfw)
you haven't consummated your marriage and your husband is the only one with an answer.
UNLUCKY FAITH (angst)
did aemond targaryen ever love you?
FRUSTRATION (hurt/comfort)
aemond had a terrible day and puts all his frustration on you.
WON’T LET GO (hurt/comfort)
aemond is in pain and you want to help, but he doesn't want to scare you.
HEARTBEAT (fluff)
aemond sees you playing around with one of helaena’s children and doesn’t hesitate to join.
MY KING (nsfw)
you ride aemond on the iron throne.
INTO YOU (hurt/comfort)
aemond comes to visit his sister at collage and you’re surprised to find out that he’s actually there for you.
DOOMED LOVE (angst)
the love you feel for aemond is forbidden.
YOU NEVER REALLY SEE ME (hurt/comfort)
aemond is jealous because you are spending too much time with aegon.
JUST THE TWO OF US (fluff)
you end up sharing the bed with aemond.
DON’T TELL NOBODY (suggestive, angst)
you and aemond hate each other but he would do anything to protect you.
STAND BY YOU | PART 2
you've been betrothed since you were a child to prince aemond targaryen and this is the first time you're meeting him. however, you've always had his back.
I WON’T GIVE UP (hurt/comfort)
aemond has a lot of insecurities and this time they end up being stronger than his love for you.
WHAT WENT WRONG? (angst)
when you left king’s landing you and aemond promised to send each other letters but he didn’t keep his promise. now you are back ready to find some answers, but aemond is no the same one he used to be and you might not like what he has to say.
─── ★ BLURBS & DRABBLES.
PRINCE AEMOND:
getting flustered when you catch aemond’s gaze on you
braiding aemond's hair
aemond targaryen is shy around women
aemond feeling jealous
uncle!aemond who scares all your posible suitors
aemond targaryen’s love language is physical touch
aemond never really cared about his nameday
aemond who…
aemond talking to vhagar about you
aemond likes to hug you from behind
aemond’s thoughts on being a father
aemond would never hit a woman
calling aemond pretty
aemond being upset with you
“i don’t think i can be just friends with you”
aemond father-son relationship with ser criston cole
making out with aemond in dark hallways
aemond loves how shy you are around him
fake-dating with aemond
upholding the family’s honor
aemond targaryen’s love language is words of affirmation
aemond is good at controlling himself
hugging aemond
praising aemond and making him feel better
the first time aemond showed his affection for you
aemond likes to leave hickeys on you
aemond just wants to feel you
“maybe this is it, because i can’t do this anymore!”
mornings with aemond
aemond targaryen is tall
aemond takes care of you when you’re sick
aemond loves your lips
aemond who… pt2
aemond likes to have his cock buried deep inside you
“my heart was made to be broken anyway”
aemond targaryen is touch starved
aemond is there for you during a thunderstorm
make-up sex with aemond
aemond can’t remember the moment he fell in love
aemond loves going down on you
the aftermath of a fight with aemond
taking care of aemond after an exhausting day
aemond has a nightmare
aemond doesn’t share his problems with anyone but you
aemond doesn’t give a shit about tourneys
aemond will kill anyone who dares to put a hand on you
aemond likes when you tell him how big he is
the night aemond was taken away from you
getting insecure at seeing aemond with another woman
admiring and kissing aemond under the moonlight
aemond teaches you high valyrian
aemond is your best friend
calling aemond “daddy” in bed + spit play and subspace
aemond fucks you with his dagger
skinny dipping with aemond
aemond edges you and you squirt without his permission
the first time aemond yelled at you
aemond is tired and lets you do all the work
“you should be carrying my child”
aemond likes being the big spoon
aemond wakes you up
trying to bake with aemond
aemond’s been busy and he finally has time for you
aemond growing a beard
aemond is jealous
MODERN!AEMOND:
cooking with modern!aemond
modern!aemond is your neighbor
modern!aemond cares for only one person
modern!aemond likes to leave little notes for you
modern!aemond and you under the mistletoe
it’s hard for modern!aemond to be vulnerable
watching horror movies with modern!aemond
modern!aemond loves…
modern!aemond and the first time you stay with him
modern!aemond deeply in love with latina!reader
modern!aemond likes his sisters’ roommate
modern!aemond has a soft spot for you
helping modern!aemond get through hard days
modern!aemond would definitely stop smoking for you
modern!aemond falling in love with you
─── ★ MISCELLANEOUS.
aemond’s personality
how i think modern!aemond would look like
aemond and trust / friendship
aemond and alicent the night he lost his eye
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First Love, Late Spring
Pairing - Young! Aemond x Niece! Reader
Summary - All know that the young Prince Aemond has want for a dragon. The gods have not seen that fit just yet. When his nephews and brother taunt, he breaks. His niece picks up the pieces.
Warnings - Bullying, crying, first kisses, just two angsty little ten year olds lol. Reader has silver hair and violet eyes, no mention of skin colour.
WC: 1.4K
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The Fruit Of Our Love
Pairing - King! Aemond x Niece! Reader
Summary - There was no greater joy that Aemond could think of than having a babe with the niece he had always adored. From watching your belly swell to pushing the very child out, he worshipped you; his queen, his love.
Warnings - Smut. Targcest (uncle and niece), P in V, oral (f receiving), fingering, riding, pregnancy sex, lactation kink, breeding kink, mummy kink, blood, childbirth, fear of medieval birthing practices, crying, Aemond loves his wife and new little one. Reader is described as having silver hair and violet eyes but no mention of skin colour. Translations: ‘ñuha jorrāeliarzy’ = my beloved, 'gevie' = beautiful, 'avy jorrāelan' = i love you, 'jorrāelagon valzȳrys' = my dear husband, ābrazȳrys = wife. "Dōna valītsos" = sweet boy. “Issa taoba” = my boy.
WC: 10.1K
Part 1 & Part 2 - Can be read as stand alone
This is so comforting to read I'm actually in tears. Thank you op 💗
theo + morning wood
the sun barely filters through the curtains, casting a golden glow over the room. the soft hum of the world waking up outside contrasts with the warmth of the bed, the slow rise and fall of theo’s chest against your back.
he stirs before you do, his arm tightening around your waist, pulling you closer. his breath is hot against your neck, lazy and deep, still half-asleep as he presses himself against you.
you feel it immediately—hard and heavy against the curve of your ass, the unmistakable proof of his morning arousal.
a smirk tugs at your lips. “already?” your voice is thick with sleep, teasing, but you don’t move away.
theo groans, nuzzling into your shoulder, his voice rough and gravelly. “can’t help it.” his hand slides under your shirt, fingers tracing slow, lazy circles against your skin. “you’re warm. soft. always feel so fucking good.”
his hips roll forward, just enough to make you shiver.
you press back against him, just to tease, but the way his grip tightens, the way his breath hitches, it flips something inside of you.
“gonna take care of me?” his lips brush against your ear, voice barely above a whisper, thick with sleep and want.
your stomach flutters, heat pooling low in your belly as you reach back, guiding him between your thighs. he groans at the wetness waiting for him, hips rutting against you with more urgency.
“fuck, baby—”
he doesn’t even bother pulling your underwear off, just pushes them aside, the head of his cock sliding through your slick folds, teasing.
you whimper, pressing back against him, and that’s all it takes, he sinks in slow, stretching you open inch by inch, a low groan rumbling in his chest as he buries himself to the hilt.
“shit,” theo exhales, his forehead pressing against your shoulder, his fingers gripping your hip so tight you know you’ll feel it later.
he doesn’t rush. doesn’t need to.
his thrusts are slow, deep, lazy, like he’s savoring the way you feel around him.
your fingers clutch the sheets, your breath hitching with every roll of his hips. “theo—”
he hushes you, lips pressing soft, open-mouthed kisses to the side of your neck, his free hand sneaking under your shirt to palm at your chest.
“feels so good like this,” he murmurs, voice thick with sleep and pleasure.
you can only nod, your body melting into his, the slow drag of him inside you sending sparks down your spine.
he groans, his pace faltering for a moment as your walls flutter around him, his hips pressing flush against yours.
“love waking up like this,” he mutters, biting down on your shoulder, his fingers finding your clit, rubbing slow, teasing circles. “gonna let me make you come, baby?”
you can only whimper, nodding frantically, and theo chuckles, his hips snapping just a little harder, his fingers working you just right.
and that’s all it takes.
pleasure crashes over you, white-hot and dizzying, your whole body tensing as you come undone around him.
theo groans, burying himself deep, his own release following right after, his body trembling as he spills inside you, warm and thick.
the two of you lay there, tangled up in each other, his arm still wrapped around you, his breathing slowing as he presses a sleepy kiss to your jaw.
“mm,” he hums, smirking against your skin. “best way to wake up.”
you huff out a laugh, still trying to catch your breath.
“better get used to it.”