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/ˈbeləˌkōs/

“I took some bad acid, almost lost my mind.”

“I make it my business to know anything that gets you out of my life faster.”

“He’s a coward I can easily steamroll.”

“He can be molded in my image.”

“Just got to cut the head off the snake and everything’ll fall into place.”

“I don’t think there are a lot of studies on the potency of LSD marinating inside denim jackets for two decades.”

“I made him cry in front of everyone.”

“I just don’t want you to sabotage yourself.”

“I would have killed for the opportunities you have.”

“Do you think you’re capable of killing someone?”

“If you worry too much about finding our who you are, then you’re never gonna find out who you are.”

“Right this moment, I’m shepherding [name] through a journey of self-revelation.”

“You’re straight-up bad at your job.”

“I don’t know what language that was, but it wasn’t human.”

“It was a fairytale about a self-assured little girl who pretends to know exactly what she wants and where she’s going.”

“The truth is, I don’t know who I am or what I want.”

“What is important is the experience of figuring those things out.”

“We’re just making fun of his face and life and stuff.”

“Despite my four drunk driving arrests, I totally intend to get my life back on track.”

“The last time you said that, I got my fricking heart stomped.”

“I was just down at the morgue staring as some dead guy’s ass wondering if it was you.”

“Can I share with you something I don’t really share with anybody?”

“I was doing well until you showed up and decided to ruin my dreams again.”

“I remember you calling New York the unwiped anus of America.”

“I won the breakup.”

“I am done playing your little mind games.”

“For the first time in a long time, I’m proud to be me.”

“He looks like oatmeal, it’s disgusting.”

“You’re lucky that he’s still kind of alive.”

“People dispose of all kinds of shady stuff.”

“He obviously knows more than he’s telling us.”

“We shouldn’t have to do anything we don’t want to.”

“The next person who throws anything at me is getting drowned in a vat of mustard.”

“This is the third car you’ve crashed in a month.”

“I don’t believe in rehab.”

“I’m not religious but I like church. Free donuts, coffee, little wine to take the edge off.”

“At church you confess all the bad stuff you did and go home guilt-free, ready to do it all over again.”

“The entire point of church is to make yourself feel better, reset the dials a little bit. It has nothing to do with believing in god.”

“Jesus doesn’t judge, that’s his whole thing.”

“He’s kind of a dork, but I like the energy.”

“At that age, you’ve got to be terrified of something to keep you from becoming a jackass.”

“I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus.”

“It sounds like you got some misconceptions about the church.”

“Nothing wrong with a casual libation.”

“You’ve turned my friend into something I don’t even recognize anymore.”

“You just took one addiction and replaced it with another.”

“I’m just trying not to die.”

“This is more important than anything you’ve ever done in your entire life.”

“Just stop trying to label me, you ancient bag of sand.”

“How long have you been perched up there like some gargoyle?”

“I feel kind of nervous, like there’s butterflies in my stomach or something.”

“I can’t tell if you’re amazing or if all these other chicks just suck.”

“I am the only person that cares if you live or die in this house.”

“Looks like somebody finally talked some sense into her.”

“If you love something, you need to fight for it.”

“I realize that I can be intimidating.”

“You think you’re better than everyone, but you’re not.”

“Your life is a collection of things that you think make you seem interesting.”

“I don’t know what troubles me more: that I have to do this, or that I’m going to enjoy it.”

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you! ❜

❛ If in fact I can trust my emotions, I am in love with you. ❜

❛ I can’t do this. ❜

❛ There are so many ways that I am gonna disappoint you. ❜

❛ I just cannot live up to your expectations. ❜

❛ I think spending money is a way for me to shut my mind off and make me feel like I am somebody. ❜

❛ It’s not a seance. It’s a smudging. ❜

❛ Can I get you anything? ❜

❛ I’m fine! Don’t worry. ❜

❛ You know, my mom always said when life gives you lemons, drink whiskey. ❜

❛ I hate love. ❜

❛ So I may be a dick. But I’m your dick. ❜

❛ I miss the hell out of you. ❜

❛ I was trying to be adventurous. ❜

❛ I may be a mess, but I know who I am. ❜

❛ You are so beautiful. ❜

❛ Do you wanna get out of here? ❜

❛ My friends are on to us. ❜

❛ Take care of yourself so you’re not taking it out on everybody else! ❜

❛ Mornings aren’t for talking. ❜

❛ I just really want this mediation to work, to be as good as something awful can be. ❜

❛ You don’t want to go to war with a water pistol. ❜

❛ This is the happiest day of my life. I wanted to see you. ❜

❛ Enough romantic comedies. I need to get my Mr. Robot on. ❜

❛ You are taking this way too seriously. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to lose sleep over me. ❜

❛ I still don’t have a drink in my hand. ❜

❛ Maybe you should just chill out. ❜

❛ I think I need to hit the pause button and think about what’s next for my future. ❜

❛ Trust me, I am just trying to stay in motion because I am afraid if I stop, I will not be able to get going again, ever! ❜

❛ Secrets kill. ❜

❛ Did you just come up with that? ❜

❛ People just weren’t meant to live this long. ❜

❛ Might want to bust out the wine. ❜

❛ Is this you making an effort? ❜

❛ You think I should rewrite it. ❜

❛ The magic’s in the rewrite. At least that’s what I tell my writers when I crush their dreams. ❜

❛ What is your problem with me? ❜

❛ It’s so beautiful. It belongs in a museum. ❜

❛ Deal with your own truth. Stay the hell out of mine. ❜

❛ My theory is correct. There’s a love triangle goin’ on. ❜

❛ Yeah, well, I think you’re being really naive. ❜

❛ You don’t think I see that? ❜

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episode 001-004.

‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’

‘wait a minute. did you hear that?’

‘we’re in deep shit!’

‘don’t be a pussy!’

‘just twenty more minutes!’

'yeah, she’s turning into a real jerk.’

‘the cause of the power outage is still unknown.’

‘he came home last night, right?’

‘that’s disgusting.’

‘do it, freak!’

‘it’s like you have superpowers or something.’

‘we just made out a couple times.’

‘i’ll climb through your window. she won’t even know i’m there.’

‘mornings are for coffee and contemplation.’

‘he’s not like that. he wouldn’t do that.’

‘the entire east wing will be evacuated within the hour.’

‘she can’t have gone far.’

‘you think you can steal from me, boy?!’

‘this isn’t some lord of the rings book.’

‘do i make myself clear?’

‘is that why you ran away?’

‘you gotta answer a few of my questions first.’

‘all i know is that she’s scared to death.’

‘you think we got a problem here?’

‘we should be helping look for him.’

‘i always had a distaste for science.’

‘i always figured there was enough going on down here, i never needed to look elsewhere.’

‘this is crazy.’

‘smile looks good on you.’

‘we’re not going back.’

‘i know i haven’t been there for you.’

‘i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.’

‘i should’ve been there for him.’

‘this was not your fault.’

‘do you guys hear that?’

‘is that blood?’

‘you’re freaking her out!’

‘this is mental.’

‘she’s probably a psycho.’

‘and tomorrow night, we go back out.’

‘hey, um… i never asked your name.’

‘i can’t eat.’

‘you can’t get like this, okay?’

‘we’ve been waiting six hours.’

‘we’ve been searching all night.’

‘he was scared.’

‘if he sees the cops, he’ll think he’s in trouble. he’ll hide.’

‘he’s good at hiding.’

‘cops are good at finding.’

‘you’re in trouble, aren’t you?’

‘they want to hurt you? the bad people?’

‘just stay here, okay? stay here.’

‘what do you say? are you in or out?’

‘oh god… that’s depressing.’

‘i just wanted to say, you know, um… i’m sorry about everything. everyone’s thinking about you.’

‘he’s a smart kid.’

‘all that matters is, after school, the freak will be back in the loony bin, and we can focus on what really matters.’

‘pretty.’

‘just trust me, okay?’

‘i’m so sick of your excuses.’

‘he’s not coming, is he?’

‘you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.’

‘i don’t know where my boy is. he’s gone.’

‘did you see him? last night? on the road?’

‘i’m not mad at you.’

‘is everything okay?’

‘promise.’

‘i need you alive for the next few days, at least.’

‘missing kid, suicide… you must feel like a big city cop again, huh?’

‘are you out of your mind?!’

‘i think she knows what happened to him.’

‘do you know where he is?!’

‘stop it! you’re scaring her!’

‘that boy was never very good at taking care of himself.’

‘why am i just hearing about this?’

‘it’d be super weird if i’m not there…’

‘it’s just a loud noise. it’s okay.’

‘they won’t tell anyone about you. they promise.’

‘we wouldn’t have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.’

‘what is “friend”?’

‘you promised that you’d go.’

‘we’re gonna have a great time.’

‘he just wants to get into your pants…’

‘make sure i don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.’

‘you ever feel cursed?’

‘hey, come back inside.’

‘you are a cliché, you do realise that?’

‘yeah, she’s smart, you douche!’

‘you’re bleeding.’

‘just go ahead and go home, okay?’

‘jesus, you scared me!’

‘i didn’t think it’d be a big deal.’

‘you can talk to me.’

‘nothing happened.’

‘you need to stop this, okay?’

‘people are looking for him and they’re going to find him.’

‘can you just try and get some sleep? can you do that for me?’

‘you seriously think that the weirdo knows where he is?’

‘if there is something out there, i’m gonna shoot it in the eye - and blind it.’

‘use your powers, okay?’

‘if you get hungry, eat his snacks, okay?’

‘i know the kid’s not in there, but i gotta check off this box.’

‘no one breaks in here. certainly not some kid.’

‘who’s in charge here?’

‘science doesn’t make any damn sense to me.’

‘i seriously have no idea who you’re talking about.’

‘he’s in danger.’

‘he’s dead.’

‘i’m a dick.’

‘he must really have something to hide.’

‘yeah, this isn’t creepy at all.’

‘this is called stalking.’

‘that’s the thing about perverts. it’s hard-wired into them. you know, they just can’t help themselves.’

‘maybe she freaked out when you went all psycho on the psycho.’

'why did they hurt you?’

‘friends tell the truth.’

‘i understand.’

‘tell me what to do.’

‘i think something happened. something terrible.’

‘this is CIA-sanctioned research.’

‘i’m not saying that there’s some grand conspiracy. i’m just saying maybe something happened.’

‘maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he saw something that he shouldn’t have.’

‘hiding.’

‘don’t waste your time with her.’

‘we are not calling the cops!’

‘please tell me it’s not the kid.’

‘you were supposed to help us find him alive.’

‘why did you lie to us?’

‘what is wrong with you?’

‘whoever you found is not my boy.’

he was hiding from that thing.’

‘you’ve gotta stop this…’

‘you’re talking about grief.’

‘i swear to you, i know what i saw. and i’m not crazy.’

‘i’m not saying that you’re crazy.’

‘i need you to believe me.’

‘i want you to try and get some sleep, if you can.’

‘can you please stop that?’

‘i thought we were friends, you know? but friends tell each other the truth.’

‘you hurt me.’

‘are you sure you’re gonna be alright here by yourself?’

‘screw his funeral!’

‘yeah, okay, but why didn’t you just talk to me? that’s crazy.’

‘i don’t know… i was scared.’

‘my parents are gonna murder me!’

‘this is not an okay time for you to shut down.’

‘maybe he’s haunting us.’

‘he’s out there somewhere. all we have to do is find him.’

‘you look pretty good.’

‘we just talked.’

‘the troopers are on duty and you should be safe because we think this is just an isolated incident.’

‘remember, if anyone sees us, look sad.’

‘do you think you can open it?’

‘abort.’

‘she’s missing and something terrible happened to her. i know it! and no one is listening to me!’

‘just leave me alone!’

‘pull me out! pull me out!’

‘what? who is interested in this? this is so stupid.’

‘mouth-breather.’

‘i think that’s a real messed up thing to do.’

‘grief shows itself in funny ways.’

‘i shouldn’t have come here today.’

‘she’s smart. she’s real smart.’

so why are you lying to me, man?’

‘what’s your problem, bud?’

‘stick your nose someplace else.’

‘thanks for ruining the game, dick.’

‘you’re gonna get us both killed!’

‘she’ll find him.’

‘i need you to find him.’

‘hurt him?’

‘i i guess i’d rather observe people than, you know…’