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"If it fits, I sits" seems to be a sentiment that includes many species.

being annoyed and feeling evil and having to talk yourself down like easy there girl you’re alright

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

lmao elon posted that crying anime woman meme and the mangaka behind it demanded he pay them a billion dollars for the licensing

There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove how you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.

what the fuck were highschoolers on in 2016 when they could go to bed at 1am wake up at 6am and have an alarm set for 3am to enter a chatroom full of fictional men

this was actually the roman sleep schedule that westerners began to alter post industrial revolution. it’s the way our bodies work naturally