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pairing: connor bedard x fem 2025 rookie f1 driver reader

first overall in the draft? light work. dealing with your girlfriend's unruly friends? harder than it looks.

yourusername

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yourusername: he's acting like i'm going off to war

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user1 bro had to get the hatty to give her a nice send off

user2 not one but THREE kisses blown... i'm BLOWING MY HEAD OFF

user3 and that's not ridiculous to say

_connorbedard i mean it might as well be you drive for ALPINE

_connorbedard but also this means every phone call from now on will be gatecrashed by ... them

yourusername they're really not that bad

_connorbedard they really are

_connorbedard after a game i want to relax and talk to my girlfriend not listen to how isack misses liam

isackhadjar airing out my business

liamlawson30 i KNEW you missed me

_connorbedard SEE

_connorbedard the nonsense is here already :(

yourusername you big baby

yourusername you know they're just excited to talk to my 'hunky hockey boy'

gabrielbortoleto i NEVER said hunky this is libellous

user4 welcome back 2025 rookie drama we missed you

user5 it's like seeing a dead friend

user6 let's keep max, george, hulk, pierre, esteban and connor in our prayers

maxverstappen1 you still haven't broken up with him ?

yourusername EXCUSE ME ?

yourusername i never planned to do that

maxverstappen1 but HOCKEY?

maxverstappen1 they're all assholes

maxverstappen1 and we're racing drivers

yourusername connor is not an asshole

yourusername and minty is pretty chill

fraserminten okay ???

maxverstappen1 pops knows best, remember

yourusername YOU'RE 28 BOZO

isackhadjar

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isackhadjar: how those testing days and conditioning got us feeling

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user8 anyone gonna talk about the third slide or ....

user9 the paddock really don't rate him you hate to see it

user10 someone save my goat from these children with overgrown cars

yourusername so this isn't how we agreed this post would look?

yourusername where did you even get that photo ???

isackhadjar pinterest ! it has a lot of photos of him looking dumb

isackhadjar which granted isn't that hard

yourusername can you knock it off ???

isackhadjar funny!

yourusername not really

user11 uh oh

user12 i thought this was like all banter...

user13 i mean i don't see connor liking this post or kiki-ng in the comments

user14 HE JUST UNFOLLOWED EVERYONE

user15 except alex albon, that's real of him

alexalbon i for one love connor - he sent us flowers to congratulate us on our engagement

olliebearman bro fucked up LOL

isackhadjar you SENT ME THE PHOTO

isackhadjar and @ kimiantonelli you told me to post it

isackhadjar and @ gabrielbortoleto you said y/n would be fine with it

kimiantonelli LIES

gabrielbortoleto I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE ???

franknazar14 come to chicago bro we just wanna talk

isackhadjar ???? can you at least beat the shit out of the other four too ?

mackcelebrini i want in too !!!!

maxverstappen1 great now all of the children are fighting

fraserminten aren't you like the main issue here really?

maxverstappen1 excuse me ?

fraserminten i'm kinda scared of you...

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nhlblackhawks: the grid had to pop in to see the goat after the miami grand prix

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user16 losing it at how y/n sat in her usual spot behind the bench and ignored the rest of the grid

user17 so real of her

user18 i mean we all know it's the lucky seat...

yourusername i missed you pookies

yourusername the @ visacashapprb admin only asks me dumb questions

visacashapprb hey! your beef is with isack NOT us

isackhadjar WE DON'T HAVE BEEF

yourusername you're scared because you saw connor fight right?

isackhadjar no

olliebearman yes

kimiantonelli yes

gabrielbortoleto yes

liamlawson30 yes

user19 oh these flip flops

user20 kinda love that y/n dragged them to the rink and was like WATCH THE GOAT AND SHUT UP

user21 i mean they should've shut up to start with

gabrielbortoleto i thought you hockey people were all about hazing

maxverstappen1 well

maxverstappen1 i'm charmed

yourusername BRO

maxverstappen1 what???

maxverstappen1 i had to be the protective big brother pierre doesn't intimidate shit

pierregasly rude.

yourusername i really don't care. you're coming down here and apologising

maxverstappen1 fine.

user22 max being charmed by connor for launching someone into the boards was the most obvious outcome here i fear

user23 at least we got something out of this

user24 connor in the paddock in the summer please 🙏

_connorbedard

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_connorbedard: if this was all it took i would've hit that frenchie with my car months ago

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user26 the refs can sleep safe knowing all the smoke is heading the grid's way for once

user27 the combined sass of connor and max should be feared actually

user28 the officiating organisations around the world are shuddering

isackhadjar ??? @ yourusername DO SOMETHING

yourusername sorry? did you hear something ?

_connorbedard idk it must be ghosts

isackhadjar I'M NOT DEAD

yourusername yet

_connorbedard you are dead to me actually

isackhadjar but I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE NICKNAME HUNKY HOCKEY GUY

_connorbedard so this was all actually jealousy ???

liamlawson30 imma stop you right there

yourusername classic - everyone wants my boyfriend!

yourusername TOO BAD

user29 can it be winter break already again?

fraserminten please !!!

olliebearman who do you think you are ???

fraserminten a beloved part of the canada summer squad

fraserminten y/n actually said she prefers me and mack to you... people

kimiantonelli YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

yourusername i mean mack and fraser didn't haze me - at most they tried to get me to teach them to drive

yourusername @ mackcelebrini there is no hope for you

mackcelebrini omg what

yourusername no but seriously, i'm sorry they're such assholes - i love you xx

_connorbedard you're worth it

_connorbedard no emotionally repressed dutchman will change that

maxverstappen1 i am actually the authority here so

yourusername are you ???

maxverstappen1 but the courts (me) have decided that he is fine

_connorbedard thanks i guess?

maxverstappen1 p wants to learn to skate so get that teaching hat on lad

yourusername we'll take it ?

fin.

pairing: jack hughes x fem reader (quinn's bff)

when quinn's bff gets back from working abroad everything changes

yourusername

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yourusername: ignore @_quinnhughes he just wanted to be involved

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_quinnhughes ideal way to treat the guy who got the tab

yourusername no playing victim big guy you offered

_quinnhughes i guess

_quinnhughes i didn't expect to find 28 pornstar martinis on the tab though

_quinnhughes WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN DRINK THAT MANY? I WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME?

yourusername tastes like juice i fear

_quinnhughes and that's why i'm commenting this from the drive through this morning right?

yourusername perhaps!

lhughes_06 real question is whether you'll come and watch your actual favourite hughes play hockey?

lhughes_06 that being luke btw

lhughes_06 don't you dare do something dumb like get a job in minnesota

minnesotawild what's wrong with minnesota huh ???

yourusername i haven't decided where i'm living yet lukey

yourusername i have a bunch of offers sooooo

lhughes_06 okay big baller damn

yoursister can't believe i was left out of this

yourusername let the adults have fun sweetie

yoursister i'm 20

yourusername welp!

jackhughes surely not

yourusername can i help you

jackhughes this is not actually y/n y/ln is it ???

yourusername no, quinn just managed to get another best friend with the exact same government name...

jackhughes really?

yourusername no you fucking idiot

jackhughes damn

yourusername anything else?

jackhughes don't worry, i like em mean

_quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes: managed to convince her to stay in town for the hughes bowl

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user1 HALT

user2 normal post from quinn, everyone stay alert

user3 tbf if you've been here a weirdly long time you'll know this is his high school best friend and he doesn't play about her lol

user4 girl i wouldn't either tf?

yourusername ugh guys idk if i can be bothered to go to a whole nhl game... my life is so hard!

_quinnhughes what if i promise to chuck jack into the boards ?

yourusername I'LL BE THERE

jackhughes wait wait wait

yourusername i thought you 'liked em mean'?

jackhughes well... you've got me there i guess

yourusername you hughes boys are all the same lol

_quinnhughes please don't lump me in with him

jackhughes there's nothing wrong with me what ???

yourusername the group chat would beg to differ

jackhughes you SHOWED HER HUGHES MASSIVE

yourusername babe we were on the same couch that whole conversation

jackhughes QUINN?

_quinnhughes what ??? i'm gonna invent a law for her to be my sister in law if you continue to fuck around

user5 holy lore dump in this comment section

user6 love how luke is just letting them have it out

lhughes_06 we're literally on the plane to minnesota rn it's quite funny to watch jack argue with them on choppy plane wifi

jackhughes WHAT TEAM ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON HERE ?

lhughes_06 y/n's!! if you remember rightly, she kinda got us through high school

jackhughes don't start...

yourusername to think i made you sandwiches and fruit salad every day and you didn't even remember

jackhughes I'M SORRY

nicohischier why is my centre pouting

nicohischier right!

nicohischier whatever, i can't keep up with the hughes clusterfuck

yourusername

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yourusername: who the fuck orders a green juice on a first date ???

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user8 men get away with everything damn

user9 they really are 'she's everything and he's just ken'

user10 backwards cap to the date....

nicohischier @ jackhughes they're reading your ass to filth in these comments bro

jackhughes not reading for my mental health

yourusername eh you could take some notes

jackhughes y/n ???

jackhughes already back being mean to me

yourusername eh deserved

_quinnhughes don't be fooled by the comments, they're sat together right now - i think this might be some weird form of foreplay

yourusername in the public comments ???

_quinnhughes in MY living room ???

jackhughes what did we say about the kinkshaming bro

_quinnhughes idk i reckon you'd like to be shamed by a certain someone

yourusername in the PUBLIC comments ???

_quinnhughes i'm on to you freaks

user11 so this is vastly entertaining

user12 what are the bets those two are wrestling rn

yourusername luke is refereeing but i slipped him a 20 to keep it going

yourusername i like when jack gets hot and bothered

jackhughes oh!

_quinnhughes in the PUBLIC comments ???

yourusername bore off

jackhughes thank you for giving me a chance and looking past my group chat sins

yourusername i had a great time

yourusername no more green juice though

jackhughes YES MA'AM

yourusername good good

jackhughes played it SO cool

fin.

I was one of the people who put in the request for a celebrini smau 🥳🥳

But I think it’s cuz of community guidelines or smth

Cuz it’s not visible on your page or under the tag ?

pairing: macklin celebrini x fem tutor reader

will decides he wants to finish college online and the sharks get him a tutor. they got will a tutor, don't mind mack he's just there

based on many a request for a mack post lol

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_willsmith2: coffee with a side of studying

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user1 bro out here reminding us that his time at college was basically child labour

user2 he remembered he didn't actually get that degree omg

user3 his injury got him thinking LOL

mackcelebrini sigh.

_willsmith2 yes?

mackcelebrini SIGH.

_willsmith2 WHAT

mackcelebrini i just see how it is...

_willsmith2 if you're that jealous, get your degree too

mackcelebrini you couldn't just let me hang out as well?

_willsmith2 you're a distraction

mackcelebrini for bOTH of you right???

_willsmith2 omg

user4 willmack separation anxiety welcome back

user5 i mean based on those comments... he's also attached to this gal?

user6 this guy is a psychology case study waiting to happen

yourusername less instagram more study hockey boy

_willsmith2 i'm TRYING

_willsmith2 the phone

_willsmith2 it's calling to me

yourusername you hockey boys are pathetic

mackcelebrini i'm not :) !!

yourusername hello ???

eklund_72 oh jesus christ

tofff73 prayers for us i guess

mackcelebrini i'm not that bad :(

yourusername why are we bullying the small one

mackcelebrini omg you defended me !!

yourusername i still don't know who are you bro

mackcelebrini @_willsmith2 you are dead to me

mackcelebrini

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mackcelebrini: last couple weeks

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user8 what is this honey...

user9 why is bro having a photoshoot in a book store

user10 performative men made it to the nhl rip

_willsmith2 oh brother

mackcelebrini two of us can read loser

_willsmith2 yes because that's exactly what's happening here

mackcelebrini you don't OWN being an intellectual

_willsmith2 never said i did!

tofff73 no way you guys are having your first domestic over mack trying to impress you and a girl

mackcelebrini who said i was trying to impress a girl ???

tofff73 the fact that you rang cat last night and asked her what books to read to impress a girl ?

mackcelebrini HEY I SPOKE TO YOU GUYS IN CONFIDENCE

user11 bro is being betrayed on all fronts

user12 he's just trying omg let him live

mackcelebrini that's what i'm sayinggggggg

yourusername what books did you get ?

mackcelebrini HI!

mackcelebrini i mean - i got a couple psychology books, trying to learn more about it :)

yourusername oh that's so cool, i'm doing a minor in psych if you wanna compare notes

mackcelebrini give me a time and a place and i'm there

user13 it worked ???

user14 i had complete faith in my baby goat idk about yall

eklund_72 i had zero faith

mackcelebrini and that's why you're joining the block list with toff x

tofff73 IT WAS CAT NOT ME ???

mackcelebrini don't care x

_willsmith2 omg his loserdom worked once and now he thinks he doesn't need us

mackcelebrini i may have dropped gloves for you but i'll drop gloves against you if need be

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yourusername: he finally showed me the best hot chocolate spot in town

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user15 oh they're stinking cute

user16 hey siri play that should be me by justin bieber

yourusername you wish that was you eh :PPPPPPP

user17 oh ???

user18 noooooooo they added even more sass to willmack

user19 the nhl should be trembling in fear

_willsmith2 sigh

yourusername no no no we're not running this shit

_willsmith2 omg yall won't even let me be whimsy

_willsmith2 why did i even introduce you guys :(

yourusername acting like you've been dropped like an unwanted toy - did we or did we not pick you up afterwards to go to the beach

_willsmith2 chat is it illegal to joke on the internet

yourusername yes, actually

eklund_72 now you said we - did mack finally drive himself

yourusername he's the universal passenger princess

yourusername although i'm allowed to hold his thigh @_willmack2 you are not

_willsmith2 can't have SHIT in this house

mackcelebrini thank you for not running away and screaming

yourusername you gotta back yourself more

mackcelebrini but but but you're YOU

mackcelebrini why would i have faith in myself - no one else did

yourusername @eklund_72 and @tofff73 you guys will pay for your crimes know that

yourusername you're the cutest guy ever both on the inside and the outside, you tried to learn about freud for me - anyone would be lucky to have you

mackcelebrini even when i greatly fuck up what freud actually said ?

yourusername yes, even then. it was cute. slightly disturbing, but cute

user20 they're so cute

user21 find a guy who learns about freud for you

mackcelebrini no but for real what was bro on

mackcelebrini

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mackcelebrini: i may not be book-smart but i'm pretty hockey smart

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user22 teal with envy

user23 the future is not teal because i won't be here to see it xx

user24 loving how calm, cool and collected we're all being

yourusername you're also objectively pretty

mackcelebrini REALLY

yourusername you really don't take compliments well do you?

mackcelebrini ummmmmmmm

yourusername don't worry, we'll get you through some exposure therapy pretty boy

mackcelebrini teehee okay :D

user25 he really folds under no pressure

user26 all of his attitude is saved for the ice lol

user27 bro is a certified puppy off the ice

_willsmith2 i think i should go into professional matchmaking actually

yourusername eh if anything the sharks front office should

_willsmith2 but if i never needed help this would've never happened

mackcelebrini whatever you want to hear bro

mackcelebrini we all know it was my smooth flirting

_willsmith2 if by smooth you mean literally falling into her lap after you conveniently happened to show up to the exact coffee shop we were at

mackcelebrini well maybe you shouldn't have let me have access to your location

yourusername for the record, i did find that cute

yourusername and also he's gotta a whole lotta cake that cushioned the fall

user28 first man to ever fail into a successful relationship

user29 that's why he's the GOAT

user30 he needs to share his ways

user31 i feel like this only works for a hockey player

eklund_72 okay you guys are cute

yourusername you're still on thin ice zara larsson

eklund_72 i am on ice, yes

yourusername watch your ass eklund

eklund_72 my ass is great, yes

yourusername not as good as mack's so TAKE THE L

tofff73 mack... what have you unleashed

mackcelebrini she's so protective

mackcelebrini if reavo ever retires i think we have a new enforcer

mackcelebrini well, at least for me

fin.

pairing: quinn hughes x fem musician reader

that was a prank, right? she wasn't actually serious about that man?

PART ONE

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yourusername: two course dinner for moi xx

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user21 in n out bangs tbf

yourusername so does quinn if you ask nicely

user22 oh really

yourusername well when i ask nicely

yourusername well when i ask

yourusername well when i look at him

user22 she's only had him like a month and has flexed him at every given opportunity

user23 kinda her god given right honestly

user24 i mean i would too

_quinnhughes we didn't get dessert ???

_quinnhughes did you get ice cream without me ???

_quinnhughes i'm sorry my plan wants me to never be happy again

yourusername BROTHER

yourusername you cannot be serious

_quinnhughes i'm deadly serious about ice cream

jackhughes it's true, he once fractured my collarbone when i accidentally knocked his cone on the floor

_quinnhughes it was not an accident you little shit

user25 have these motherfuckers seriously still not clocked she was talking about her being the dessert ???

yourusername fucking finally

yourusername idk why i trusted that hockey dudes could read

_quinnhughes oh!

_quinnhughes well i did enjoy my dessert

_quinnhughes positively addicted

lhughes_06 need a bleach appointment for my eyes asap

jackhughes can he go back to stoic combat veteran please ???

_quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes: minnesota 1 - 0 quinn and y/n

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user27 these motherfuckers out in those outfits in minnesota in JANUARY there's no hope for them

user28 i mean i guess you can wear whatever shoes you want when you've got a man who will just carry you

user29 i also have an affinity with my shortest of skirts so i get y/n

jackhughes who let two dumbasses get together ???

yourusername excuse you?

jackhughes no thanks, i've already been excused

yourusername ????

_quinnhughes i can excuse you calling me a dumbass but i draw the line at calling y/n one

yourusername awwwwwww

lhughes_06 but she's a dumbass FOR dating you...

_quinnhughes oh you make a compelling point

yourusername NO THE FUCK THEY DON'T

yourusername is that why you look so haunted all the time? bitch ass brothers?

_quinnhughes they are very annoying but i fear my face just does that

yourusername they are annoying! no tickets for them xx

nicohischier @jackhughes @lhughes_06 you're dead to the rest of the team btw

user30 in 2026 we weaponise y/n tickets i can't

user31 what happened to my sport bro

user32 they are justifiably annoyed tho lol

yourusername can't lose if i'm with you xxxx

_quinnhughes i'm always a winner when i know i'm coming home to you

jackhughes i mean categorically that's not true - the wild aren't top of their division

yourusername well neither are the fuck ass devils so keep your beak out of our business

jackhughes QUINN SHE'S BEING MEAN

_quinnhughes deserved

_quinnhughes bro i'm never gonna be on your side over hers

yourusername hehehehehehehe

yourusername

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yourusername: juno out on all platforms babies!! singles like this come to you naturally when your muse is as good as mine

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user34 rocking my world on a random tuesday wasn't very kind of you

user35 how am i meant to go about my day after this ?

user36 at least we're not jack or luke hughes right now

minnesotawild we'd like to give our appreciation for getting an early preview, it did not help, but we appreciated it

jackhughes PREVIEW?

lhughes_06 are we some chop hoes or something?

yourusername don't be rude to quinn and maybe you'd get a preview

jackhughes i'd honestly rather never hearing about quinn's manhood no matter how much of a bop it is

newjerseydevils MAKE UP WITH HER WE CANNOT LOSE THIS TICKET WAR

lhughes_06 WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST US? WE ARE THE VICTIMS HERE

yourusername hmmmmm sure!

jackhughes you wrote a whole song about tying up our brother and trying out freaky positions ???

yourusername and ??? he enjoyed it

user37 minnesota wild having to have meetings about y/n songs is exactly what i want for my hockey team

user38 i see they used it well because i've already seen three tiktoks with juno today

user39 'centre' being described as a freaky position... okay!

_quinnhughes triple platinum in my car already

lhughes_06 right....

_quinnhughes it's a mans god given right to sing along about his own dick bro

jackhughes quite a unique situation you've gotten yourself into here!

_quinnhughes quite happy about it though

_quinnhughes fluffy pink handcuffs and all

yourusername can your game hurry up and happen? mamas got an album to write

_quinnhughes will grab a win and be back home asap xx

user40 new y/n album and a wild win streak is what i'm hearing

yourusername if i have any power - yes!

_quinnhughes well there's quite the reward on the line so...

jackhughes GROSS

_quinnhughes the album, dickhead

lhughes_06 phew

_quinnhughes the rest is just for me and me alone

yourusername yes sir 🫡

jackhughes GROSS

pairing: connor bedard x fem rival fan reader

connor is just so generous that he'll give a puck to a fan no matter what colour they're wearing

yourusername

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yourusername: red wings fan but imma take a puck if it gets thrown to me, i got no shame even if it came from a crusty, dusty blackhawks player

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yourbff bro put it straight in her bag like it was a hot potato

yourusername had to keep my eye on the prize

yourusername no time for visual appreciation when there's a red wings win on the line

_connorbedard how did that work out for you ?

yourusername SCRAM ????

_connorbedard no, i don't think i will

yourusername have i not suffered enough with my precious wings losing - you gotta rub it in?

_connorbedard i mean i came here to flirt but whatevs

yourusername FLIRT ?

yourusername how did you even find my instagram bro

_connorbedard is that a platonic bro or like a i'm playing it cool bro?

yourusername ANSWER THE QUESTION

yourbff ahahahahahaha.... so..... funny story

yourusername go on

yourusername the floor is yours

yourbff well i MAY have shown him your instagram while you were hiding your precious cargo

yourusername BRO?

yourusername he's a BLACKHAWK

_connorbedard never let your team loyalty stop you from finding your husband

yourusername I'LL GET TO YOU IN A SECOND

yourbff bore off bro you think he's cute, you'll thank me once you've gotten over the loss

_connorbedard also i did write my number on the puck i threw you, in case that becomes relevant at any point...

yourusername WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

_connorbedard

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_connorbedard: knew she'd be a blackhawks fan before long

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user1 hello hard launch?

user2 oh girl go to her account this is shit is gold

user3 how dare they deprive us of this for so long ???

yourusername LIES

yourusername SLANDER

yourusername MY ONE TRUE LOVE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BELOVED RED WINGS

_connorbedard that's not what the photos would suggest...

yourusername PHOTOSHOP YOUR HONOUR

_connorbedard at least you didn't accuse me of using ai i guess

yourusername despite this dastardly post you are too pure of heart

_connorbedard hehehehehehe

user4 who is this man and where is my stoic boy

user5 you know it's serious because it's a non-sponsored post

user6 i mean, lowkey sponsored by the blackhawks

yourusername NOOOOOOO

detroitredwings we see how it is...

yourusername POOKIES NO

yourusername BELIEVE ME, MY HEART STILL LIES WITH YOU

_connorbedard well you were literally just lying with someone else so!

yourusername back off connor this is family business

_connorbedard i will back off... back to bed... where you can join me ?

detroitredwings do you mind?

_connorbedard this is my post? my account?

user7 we got a real connor post and bro is beefing the offiical red wings account

user8 i like don't know what to do with this connor content

user9 thank y/n i guess?

yourusername

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yourusername: the heart wants what it wants i guess ???

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user11 my heart also wants connor bedard you ain't special

yourusername well one of us has him and one us doesn't :P

user12 now this is real wag-ism

_connorbedard well don't sound too hearbroken about it

yourusername i'm just getting used to watching the blackhawks full time babe this is a lot for me

_connorbedard you're so dramatic

yourusername you love it xxx

_connorbedard that i do, that i do

user13 the way she genuinely looks pained to wear blackhawks stuff

yourusername i'll only wear it with bedard on the back

yourusername they're the bedardhawks as far as i am concerned

nhlblackhawks blackhawks erasure ???

yourusername you'll survive xxx

detroitredwings @nhlblackhawks now you know how we feel

yourusername NUH UH ???

yourbff you're welcome i guess

yourusername yeah yeah

yourusername i think you've said i told you so enough times to last me til i die

_connorbedard i feel like i deserve some credit here

yourbff leave.

yourusername ladies, ladies, there's enough to go around

_connorbedard erm actually

_connorbedard no there isn't

_connorbedard all mine x

yourusername he raises a great point

_connorbedard i don't share

_connorbedard and especially not with the red wings

yourusername CONNOR

pairing: will smith x fem podcaster reader

big podcaster y/n thought she was getting will smith on the podcast... who is will smith hockey and is that his government name?

yourusername

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yourusername: last min podcast ep being recorded todayyyyyyyy, get ready for some pure nonsense

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user1 i love gal but there's no way it's actually will smith right?

yourusername you doubt my ability to serve?

user2 tell them queen !

macklincelebrini @_willsmith2 you are FUCKED buddy

_willsmith2 shushing you

_willsmith2 im cradling my fragile ego

macklincelebrini oh boy is she in for some disappointment - you hate to see it

_willsmith2 'will we've got something great for you to do while you're injured' i'm NEVER listening to PR again

macklincelebrini well this could be your one and only chance!

_willsmith2 SHUSHING YOU EVEN LOUDER

user3 oh boy

user4 will smith hockey you are dear to me but this is incredibly funny

user5 this might push him to the edge

macklincelebrini he's already there

user6 the way @yourusername is blissfully unaware that she's interviewing will smith hockey today and that she's also ruined his life

yourusername what is all this yapping

yourusername who is 'will smith hockey' ?

_willsmith2 brb killing myself

yourusername HELLO ?

_willsmith2 i am the will smith who plays hockey who is also in an uber to your studio right now

yourusername ???

yourusername so i just watched that bum ass netflix movie for no fucking reason

yourusername and need to google your lore?

_willsmith2 i mean you'll have the literal source of all lore with you shortly?

yourusername what the hell sure

_willsmith2

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_willsmith2: fresh prince of san jose or whatever the pretty girl wants to call me

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user11 bro has unlocked the cat subplot of the soft launch

user12 can it be a soft launch if he basically proclaimed his love for her on her podcast?

user13 it was borderline embarrassing

user14 he's lucky she found it charming i guess

_willsmith2 you guys finished yet?

macklincelebrini wait let me join in

_willsmith2 i think you've done enough buddy

user15 he's getting whacked from all angles

user16 toff isn't here yet either

yourusername that's like such a good nickname, whoever gave it to you must be really funny

_willsmith2 and pretty!

_willsmith2 the prettiest actually

yourusername so i'm just a pretty face to you huh?

_willsmith2 NO

_willsmith2 I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

yourusername so i'm ugly, that's what you're saying?

_willsmith2 NUH UH

yourusername you hate me :(

_willsmith2 please you're really stressing me out

yourusername fine!

yourusername i'll let you cuddle tonight, even if you don't think i'm pretty

_willsmith2 yo i'm gonna fucking throw up PLEASE

user17 jesus christ

user18 and i thought the podcast would be the most embarrassing thing this month but he outdid himself!

tofff73 @yourusername we're keeping you this is so much fun

yourusername who gave you that authority old man ???

_willsmith2 finally someone else is being bullied

yourusername it's important you know i'm bullying toff, but i was flirting with you

_willsmith2 oh!

yourusername

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yourusername: never so glad to be a victim of someone's identity fraud

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user20 the way he will like never ever live this down

user21 if they get married this is being mentioned for sure

_willsmith2 *when

user22 girl it's been a month

_willsmith2 and yall wonder why loverboys are going extinct

tofff73 it should be illegal to be this fucking gross, this kid can't stop breaking laws

_willsmith2 IT WASN'T ME IT WAS PR

sanjosesharks why are you saying fuck me for ?

yourusername it worked out this time but yall set him up for real

sanjosesharks YOU COULD'VE GOOGLED WHO EMAILED YOU BEFORE AGREEING

yourusername i thought this was a corporate account why are you arguing back ???

sanjosesharks we will in cases of SLANDER

tofff73 so many laws being broken

yourusername you should've attached a picture of will to the email and i defo would've googled yall

_willsmith2 oh! yay :)

macklincelebrini you guys won't forget about me right?

macklincelebrini RIGHT?

yourusername never! you're like our little stray cat

macklincelebrini excuse me! i am TOUGH! i got into a fight for will :(

yourusername and you also asked to cuddle with us last night

_willsmith2 tbf i didn't see you saying no

user23 she's getting the full willmack experience omg

user24 green with jealousy xx

yourusername you shouldn't be because they both drool in their sleep

_willsmith2 drooling over you? ... your pretty face?

macklincelebrini i ain't got an excuse you guys are just comfy

yourusername right!

pairing: quinn hughes x fem musician reader

... i didn't know this was happening?

face claim: sabrina carpenter (i was today years old when i found out they are the same age ???)

_quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes: time to get wild i guess?

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user3 oh boy he's pulling out the good pictures

user4 ummmmm bold of you to say he doesn't always look good?

user3 not saying he doesn't but it's funny he starts posting like this right after y/ngate

user5 omg it has a name

user6 i don't think quinn is online like that bro

jackhughes so!

_quinnhughes so?

jackhughes this is a cute post!

_quinnhughes thanks?

lhughes_06 how is he still this confused when we've positively bLOWN up the group chat today

_quinnhughes kinda just ignore you guys when you bring up my 'astral projecting'

jackhughes OPEN THE GROUP CHAT NOW YOU FUCKING MORON

user7 these people are professional hockey players

user8 have you considered that you need a screw loose to play that sport in the first place?

user9 you raise a great point but the wild have already posted three tiktoks with y/n songs how has this fool missed all of this

user10 bro really is in his own world

user11 i need to learn to compartmentalise like bro

yourusername is this a safe space?

jackhughes ALERT ALERT ALERT

lhughes_06 OH FUCK

lhughes_06 WE WEREN'T READY FOR THIS YET?

yourusername shall i come back later?

jackhughes that would be great thank you

_quinnhughes what is happening

_quinnhughes Y/N Y/LN ???

yourusername

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yourusername: suprising amount of things to do in minnesota!

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user12 and people?

yourusername just one, really

user13 CONFIRMATION?

user14 babe quinn is literally in the photo dump...

jackhughes you're joe king

yourusername no i'm y/n!

jackhughes WE ASKED FOR MORE TIME

yourusername quinn didn't need any ???

jackhughes quinn is a GIRL FAILURE

yourusername reviews state otherwise

lhughes_06 GROSS?

yourusername sorry not sorry xx

user15 quinn has acquired another demon to haunt him

user16 somehow i think this one is a little more welcome

user17 the thought of a giddy quinn on the bench while y/n watches... i can't

user18 i'm more impressed with how much he didn't fuck around, his second game with the wild and he has y/n in the crowd

user19 putting that nhl money to good use

_quinnhughes quinn hughes number one tourist attraction in minnesota apparently

yourusername you're attracting OTHER GIRLS ?

_quinnhughes NO?

jackhughes (girl failure)

_quinnhughes excuse me?

yourusername i've already rebuked these claims jack

_quinnhughes you've spoken to my brothers?

yourusername scroll up babe

lhughes_06 BABE?

yourusername thank god quinn doesn't have the annoying hughes genes - they all went to you two apparently

_quinnhughes it's true, i'm actually very charming

yourusername too charming.

_quinnhughes yes ma'am?

yourusername only for me?

_quinnhughes yes!