Black Lives Matter

Anyone know how to search my old posts by tag? I looked up how and it's not working. :(

Surviving 10th grade is hard, but when you're an 30 ft tall radioactive mutant lizard with an addiction to skateboarding video games and pizza, in the most dangerous high school imaginable filled with lava spikes and acid, oh, and a TON of homework. Yeah.. forget it. Skylar Nightshade is a normal teenager until he wrecks his families minivan avoiding some weird old dudes in sunglasses and black suits, he is sent to THE ACADEMY, a militaresque boarding school where the teachers literally have eyes in the back of their heads. Will our chronically scaly Turbo-dork Sklyar have the strength to finally ask out Melissa Flowerangel, stomach the lunch lady's possibly drugged slop in the cafeteria, and maybe, hey what the heck, triumph over evil? who the hell knows? Yeah, thats right. we cussed. Now read the damn book to find out what happens next.

Crowley invented the family guy funny moment + subway surfers gameplay+ cutting rainbow soap bars combo

Here is a sneak peak of a Menu im writing: Lopster santwich- 1$ hambuger 8£ BBQ smoked burnt fire meat 90€

That dastardly Homunculus I made in the microwave keeps on beating my rib cage like a xylophone ow owie yowchies but it’s good music though *starts doing Gangnam style style dance but I’ve clearly put my own creative and unique spin on it*

I’m trying to write you a sonnet but I’m mad at you so I just keep visualizing angry skulls on fire with their terth launching out like canonnbolls