Welcome to my batcave

‘HUMAN I WILL SAVE YOU DON’T WORRY’

science side of tumblr is this true

my favourite thing about being super unemployed is applying for jobs that i simply have no place doing at all. like., its 5am and im applying to be an air traffic controller because in theory i guess i could

listen, if the president of the united states can apply for a job he has absolutely no qualifications for and get it I see no reason why you shouldn’t at least try

well fuck, you’re not wrong

i swear all i see in this video is deadpool getting arrested

This guy is legendary

i just want to make it clear that i use ‘yall’ cause it’s a gender neutral term, i dont want any of you to think im southern. please don’t think of me like that.

guys. steve has no idea who eleven is and nobody told him

in steve’s head, dj khaled voice: Another one

what a good boy

shit if a storm happens thats gone 

she looks like she’s creating sorcery at the tips of her fingers