The Heep

Just had to put this out in the world.

If it’s twice coincidence, three times… Well, I’ve yet to find a pattern. ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

That tennis ball best watch out because I can out freak anyone in a PG13 manner.

I can take ‘em as that pingpong jukebox or that gangly jaundice lookin fellow any day of the week!

Chocolate popsicle, no milk, just coco and water. But it's usually tastes like garbage.

Gold bars, safe and doesn't hurt the body unless is an odd space that can case cuts or blockages in the bowels. Wish it could taste as good as real apple juice.

Is there a cheesecake popsicle? God I hope there is.

Maybe a blooming onion pop... Nah, that'd just be a freezer burned fried onion.

Spider dew, droplets on spider webs look SO delicious. If I could, I'd want a popsicle that looked like a spider web covered in dew drops. That would be scrumptious, an absolute Banger way to hydrate. Yumilicously dewy, silky, om nom noms.