Uhhhhh

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand