SpaceDoggo

Nothing I post here should be taken seriously.

AM would not keep humans alive for 150 just to torture them if that game was made today. They would have tortured him harder.

"What makes dnd so fun and special?" You ask? Well, you see, you stressed for a week about creating this dungeon, right? It's a prison of a cult that has some lore hidden in it, bla bla bla, basically glorified plot device. But then, after the players break in, it turns out that the cult was looking for them, and they just showed up at the prison. The cult, being absolutely flabbergasted about the fact that their job just got 100 times easier, asked the party nicely to enter the prison cells. Which they agree to??? Two get in, while the other two are fucking with the guards. The barbarian is trying to seduce a guard just for fun and has to be tricked into going in a cell. And the bard, instead of seducing anyone. Besides, he drives the other guard crazy by trying to convince him that he is his new father figure and is also the new prison chef (they dont have a kitchen) and accidentally invents France.

Masculine urge this, feminine urge that.

Schrodinger: Until I open this box, the cat is both alive and dead.