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" i can't believe he'd do something like that " i say about my own character, groaning and facepalming, as if i wasn't the one who wrote him

sick and tired hearing about the "woke mind" virus when are they gonna inject you with the "do you fucking mind" virus

do not chug a bottle of soy sauce it isn't as fulfilling as you think

the amazing digital circus episode that they swear isn't about jax: jaxisode 9 part ja-one: " the purple rabbit — an episode not about jax ". the thumbnail is the vague shadow of a rabbit but we promise that's another guy that's his cousin my cousin josh. the description links to 20 new jax plushes on the official store the most liked comment is asking about jax

[ texting mutual who i think is the coolest person ever ] hiiii. yeah what's good man how's it going. yeah your stuff is pretty cool... it's not like i look forward to your posts or anything.. baka... you like MY content? yeah everybody likes my content heh.. sorry about the redness of my cheeks i have uhmmm a really bad rash. my hands aren't shaking with anticipation it's just COLD okay it's FREEZING in here

subway was founded by mr john sandwich after making passionate gay love to his gay lover bruce wayne wherein he told him you're such a sub, wayne. you're so submissive. wait a second. sub, way.. subway. let's make a sandwich chain. let's make all of the sandwiches look like weiners as a symbol of our love. you can check all of this is real because it's in the official wikipedia page for subway. they named the italian sub after the italian guy who joined their open relationship in 2017. that's not in the wiki but i personally interviewed them and they told me this. keep it on the dl.

when the fire starts to die down again i'll throw my old box of matches in to keep it ignited. never forget what started it in the first place

do you think incels say " love you to the goon and back "

" you know ball " yeah. buzzball

tadc if jax was really into tv girl: kingers the crazy one, zoobles the grumpy one, I am the cynical one

i cracked the code? hell yeah i did man

trans minecraft: don't bind at night

school friendly version of i have no mouth and i must scream call that i have a goal and i must achieve

in a world full of gooners be a crooner #croonersovergooners

mary sue oc called Magnum O'Piss