help im almost an adult

What the

How

I have so many questions

do not watch

i feel like i just watched a shitpost

aesthetic

“Mommy, where was I born?” “I gave birth to you on the work shop table”

Ok my schools drama teacher used to be this big time broadway director/actor and she went into labor during a show that she was directing and wouldn’t leave till the show was over.

i am trent

A republican’s back goes out every time this is reblogged

Good

this blog does not support the production or consumption of coleslaw

Does anyone have that vine where this white teenage boy is listening to nickelback and he lights an aerosol can on fire

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko