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damn his peepnis is tiny

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Forget edating, the hot new thing is eroommates

Hey I know it's midnight but I'm picking up the guitar again and will be playing wonderwall sorry for the noise

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

bitch this IS the journal factory