Charming

Josh Dallas as Ben Stone in 3x01 "Tailfin"

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“Please tell me you were able to find tissue.”

“We have milk, eggs, cheese, ammo, various guns, melee weapons… I think we’re ready for the apocalypse.”

“I think you’re overreacting. It’s not the end of the world.”

“If I have to sit in this house any longer, I’m gonna go stir crazy.”

“We’ve literally watched everything on Netflix. What now?”

“Which one? Love is Blind, Tiger King or Nailed It?”

“We should make a fort… then knock it over.”

“We’re out of tissue. This is not a drill.”

“If I’m essential, then that still puts you at risk because I have to be outside still.”

“Is this a bad time to go over plans for the zombie apocalypse?”

“I don’t look at this as “quarantine”. I look at it like I got a free, paid vacation.”

“Don’t forget to wear your mask if you go outside.”

“What the hell is a “sneaky link” ____?”

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“You’re bored. I’m bored. There’s a bed. Let’s fuck.”

“Seeing as how you don’t have to go to work, we should have some fun tonight.”

“I stocked up on condoms, there will be no baby showers in December for us.”

“Since we have time, there’s something I’ve always wanted to try.”

“The beautiful thing about quarantine, no one’s around to see us do it in the living room.”

“My turn to pick the position. You chose last time.”

“Fuck Netflix and chill, we’re about to Hulu and woohoo.”

“How do you feel about Amazon Prime and kinky time?”

“I know you wanna fuck, there’s nothing else to do after all.”

“I just wanna fuck, is that so wrong?”

“How about we just not wear clothes until this quarantine is over?”

“No Netflix, we’re not still there, we’re fucking.”