Camp Halfblood News

Welcome to the Half Blood News Tumblr page! This account has been set up as a push for demigods to use new monster proof technology, courtesy of the Hephaestus (thanks btw the Aphrodite cabin was rabid without their TikTok live 🙄) cabin. Demigods may use the ask button to give questions to our head councillors. If you have a question for a specific person, we'll pass it on to them for you.

Dude, yo u Rampunzel

Kayla just because we look the same from behind doesn't mean you get to steal my guitar and pretend to sing hakuna Matata in the voice of Donald Duck in every place packed with campers. You're tarnishing my well- built reputation and now Annabeth cackles every time she sees me.

Mr Dad then, can you tell your other children that I’m the favourite?

Mmmm.... Fictional men...

hi, anyone know who clogged the toilet on the communal bathroom again? tried to investigate with annabeth but she said it was a waste of time ://

Uhm…quick question,

Child of Apollo here. The ares cabin kinda pissed me off and now they all have the bubonic plague. I didn't know I had that power until now.

"Do we come from eggs? How do gods lay eggs? Can gods lay eggs?? But why dont we have eggshells?? How big are the eggs? Do gods dance to woo a mortal then they have a baby egg??"

I will do someone’s chores for the rest of the summer if someone tells me who stole my favorite dagger..that was a gift from my DAD!

sigh. I miss Australia

HYPOTHETICALLY if you show up at the lake around 3 tomorrow some canoe may, HYPOTHETICALLY be launched with as many campers as I could, HYPOTHETICALLY fit in the canoe.

Guys...! I, uh, may have given the Hypnos cabin a few twelve packs of Monster energy drinks...

Can someone tell Harley to STOP DOING SCUBA every time he's at the lake???

Poseidon Camper here just wanted to see what the hypothetical punishment would be for making the canoe go as fast as we could and ramping it off the shore line would be?

"APOLLO CABIN, THE PRETTY BOY WITH SILVER GLASSES. THAT'S HIM. HE'S THE ONE WIRH THE CRUSH ON LEO."

16 years and I am still an orphan. Sigh.