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Balance the scales- Some clam for your chamomile

Last time you got drunk you ended up in the woods. Wait no, that was ME, I ended up in the woods.

*Tearfully* "I already ate so much soup..."

Oh, I lucked out. All of my cats are safe, I can let Hitler explode!

Going by the classical understanding of Christianity... Does that cat have truck nuts around it's neck?

Ok, so I need you to put on your most racist accent...

Stabbing you is not a death effect but it does kill you.

The word you're looking for is Psychosomatic, Psychosemitic is when you think you're Jewish.

French horses' got hands!

The Resist Energy, Communal stays on during sex

Someone needs to be at the bottom of the bell curve

I can't believe the Bourgeo- Don't you mean the SPLOODGE-eoisie?

It's like a keg stand, but with rocks and piss

The sun is as high in the sky as the horse is long, you know what I'm sayin'?

Just because you rolled initiative doesn't mean you don't get to lick rocks

Do you know how many poor children float in the void with no floor to call their own?