Quand finira ma souffrance ?

For when you get the answer wrong

No pomogranates

Fuck man

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”

heck yeck

Everyone asks where we go after we die, but no-one asks where we are before we are born.

i like art, and by art i mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature. all of this is art to me

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH M MY G O D

What baby is that

NR✨❤️

My heart

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

@adulthoodisokay

i love literally everything about this

Find them all here!