Charth Vader

“This place smells of lies and deceit.”

Park City, Utah 2014

¿Eres mi papá?

Charth Vader knows that Richard Serra's intimidating shadows are no match for the powers of a Jedi Master. But still, he would like some help getting out of here.

Charth Vader does not want to light the birthday candle. You know how he feels about fire. Happy birthday, Charth Vader.

(To prove it, you can now visit him at http://www.charthvader.com)

Don't answer.  He's not listening.

From Charth Vader’s press office, a Star Wars Day special peek behind the scenes: Charth Vader posing for his official state portrait in honor of Star Wars day. The portrait will be revealed at a later date.

Charth Vader is amused by your antiquated forms of space travel.

Charth Vader thinks that skee ball is harder than it looks.

Charth Vader is pondering the difference between a yam and sweet potato, and hoping that he will not have to eat either one.

Charth Vader thinks baths are overrated.

Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes Charth Vader needs a time out.

Charth Vader

Charth Vader found out you shouldn't wait to long to buy pumpkins for Halloween.

Ruling the universe starts with a good breakfast.