Charolotte Harris

Why Is This 9 Yr Old Claiming She’s Dating My Dad?

DAD!!! @kendallknightbtrp ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME BAE!?!

Would You Leave Me Alone If I Was?

F**K NO!!!

Well. I Was Never Dating You In the First Place. And I’m Married

YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!!!

No I’m Not.

YES YOU ARE!!

Annabelle he was married before you even met him

👏👏

HE'S MINE!!

No He Isn’t. It’s Just A Little Crush. Besides You’re 9 He’s 27. He’s Way Too Old For You

Im not 9

My Bad. You’re 09

NO I'M NOT!

Then How Old Are You?

27

No You Aren’t.

Yes i am

Then What Year Were You Born?

1996

Hahaha You Wish

Wish what?

You Were Born 2020,But You Drank An Aging Potion Therefore You’re Technically 3 But You’re Actually 9.

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

Then Don’t Respond?

I DON'T KNOW YOU!! *punches harry in the face and runs*

Why Is This 9 Yr Old Claiming She’s Dating My Dad?

DAD!!! @kendallknightbtrp ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME BAE!?!

Would You Leave Me Alone If I Was?

F**K NO!!!

Well. I Was Never Dating You In the First Place. And I’m Married

YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!!!

No I’m Not.

YES YOU ARE!!

Annabelle he was married before you even met him

👏👏

HE'S MINE!!

No He Isn’t. It’s Just A Little Crush. Besides You’re 9 He’s 27. He’s Way Too Old For You

Im not 9

My Bad. You’re 09

NO I'M NOT!

Then How Old Are You?

27

No You Aren’t.

Yes i am

Then What Year Were You Born?

1996

Hahaha You Wish

Wish what?

You Were Born 2020,But You Drank An Aging Potion Therefore You’re Technically 3 But You’re Actually 9.

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some muffins so i brought you one

Eats It* Yum-

IS THAT MY MUFFIN!!?

No,Grandma You Are Holding Your Muffin

*looks at what's in her hands* OH!! OK!!!

Is she insane?

I DONT KNOW YOU!!

Yes

Dr. Chad is here

Nope. Hi I’m Doctor Jane

I DON'T KNOW YOU! *punches jane*

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some muffins so i brought you one

Eats It* Yum-

IS THAT MY MUFFIN!!?

No,Grandma You Are Holding Your Muffin

*looks at what's in her hands* OH!! OK!!!

Is she insane?

I DONT KNOW YOU!!

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some muffins so i brought you one

Eats It* Yum-

IS THAT MY MUFFIN!!?

No,Grandma You Are Holding Your Muffin

*looks at what's in her hands* OH!! OK!!!

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some muffins so i brought you one

Eats It* Yum-

IS THAT MY MUFFIN!!?

@andreharrisrp ANDRE!!!

Yes?

THERES A NAKED CAT DANCING ON MY GLASS NEXT TO MY BED IN MY ROOM!!!

@andreharrisrp ANDRE!!!!

Yes?

THERE'S A RED HAIRED CAT RIDING THE HELICOPTER IN MY BEDROOM!!!

@andreharrisrp ANDRE!!!

Yes?

THERE IS A FIRE IN MY KITCHEN!!

You Are Baking A Pie

OH OK!!!

@andreharrisrp ANDRE!!!

Yes?

THERE IS A FIRE IN MY KITCHEN!!

,@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

???

I'M PREGNANT!!!!

You’re 9

And pregnant

You Can’t Be

The doctor said i was

Who?

The doctor

Who Is The Doctor?

Dr.weed

Argyle?!

What will?

Not Will

Mike?

Nope

Lucas?

No

Steve?

Gosh No

Argy- wait thats me. Hopper?

No!

Dustin?

Cool Dude,But No

Eddie?

No

Jonathan?

Yes

What'd you need?

Did You Tell This Kid She’s Pregnant?

Yeah, i was just being honest she is pregnant

How? She’s Nine!

I don't know dude you tell me?

Was There A Test

Yeah, she passd the puking test

I Meant A Pregnancy Test

Yeah, it was laying in the bathroom. It came back positive

Uhh.. that was mine

We’re Pregnant?

Yeah. It was supposed to be a suprise

I’M GOING TO BE A F**KING UNCLE LETS GOOOOO

Watch your mouth!!!

So You And Jonathan Must Of A Had A FUN Night

......

MIKE! WHAT THE HELL

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

@henryhartdf HENRY!!!!

What?

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SCORE A DATE WITH KID DANGER!!!!

No

But Isn’t Kid Danger-

WHAT ABOUT KID DANGER F**KER?!!!

Huh? Nothing Bad

YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT KID DANGER!! SAY IT OR I KILL YOU!!! *takes out a knife*

Isn’t Kid Danger You @henryhartdf

WHAT THE F**K!! ARE YOU CRAZY? HENRY IS TO STUPID TO BE KID DANGER!!!

He’s Telling The Truth

HOLY F**K!!!

….

WAIT IF YOUR KID DANGER THAT MEANS * looks at @raymanchesterdf *HE'S CA-CAPTAIN MAN!!

SHHHHHH THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW

Smashes a tequila bottle over ray's head*

Ow! I’m Okay!

Kicks ray in the nuts*

I’m Okay!

JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT AN IMPOSTER!!!

Oh Ok

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

And You Are?

I DON'T KNOW YOU!! slaps ray in the face*

Ow! I’m Okay!

I DON'T KNOW YOU!! *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

*Sighs*

WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! slaps Andre*

I Didn’t Say Anything!

WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! slaps andre again*

I Give Up

ANDRE!!!

What Now?

THERE'S A RED HAIRED CAT AT MY DOOR!!!

That’s Just Cat

IT'S JUST CAT!!!

@henryhartdf HENRY!!!!

What?

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SCORE A DATE WITH KID DANGER!!!!

No

But Isn’t Kid Danger-

WHAT ABOUT KID DANGER F**KER?!!!

Huh? Nothing Bad

YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT KID DANGER!! SAY IT OR I KILL YOU!!! *takes out a knife*

Isn’t Kid Danger You @henryhartdf

WHAT THE F**K!! ARE YOU CRAZY? HENRY IS TO STUPID TO BE KID DANGER!!!

He’s Telling The Truth

HOLY F**K!!!

….

WAIT IF YOUR KID DANGER THAT MEANS * looks at @raymanchesterdf *HE'S CA-CAPTAIN MAN!!

SHHHHHH THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW

Smashes a tequila bottle over ray's head*

Ow! I’m Okay!

Kicks ray in the nuts*

I’m Okay!

JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT AN IMPOSTER!!!

Oh Ok

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

And You Are?

I DON'T KNOW YOU!! slaps ray in the face*

Ow! I’m Okay!

I DON'T KNOW YOU!! *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

*Sighs*

WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! slaps Andre*

I Didn’t Say Anything!

WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! slaps andre again*

I Give Up

ANDRE!!!

What Now?

THERE'S A RED HAIRED CAT AT MY DOOR!!!